Why don’t tattoo places just euthanize their clients
Tuesday, 18 Mar 2025
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Omg!! I’m crying. Literally. Thanks, I really needed that. 🤣
This took me a minute.
I mean technically they go there to get their skin “dyed”
I mean, too be faaaaaair….
anesthesia and euthanasia do sound quite a like….
…they also sound like two new-wave pop groups from the 80s…. they could have headlined with the eurythmics
Getting a tattoo is a weird place to end your life, no?
Anaesthesia is also pretty dangerous and absolutely requires medical training to administer safely. So tattoo artists should not be doing that.
Less dangerous than euthanasia, but still.
Low pain tolerance? I introduce to you: No pain. Forever. 💀
*lobotomize
No repeat business.
I think you meant anesthetize. An anesthesiologist costs several thousand dollars an hour.
That’s one way to interpret, “getting knocked out (permanently)”
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I would be getting a weekly tattoo.
I look forward to my every 3 years Colonoscopy, because I get the best sleep when they euthanize me.
They need to make sure to get fully paid before the euthanization.
It’s spelled “anastasia”, cmon guys
I’m not sure you understand that word “Euthanize”…
“Euthanized” refers to the act of intentionally ending a life, often to relieve pain or suffering. This term is most commonly associated with animals but can also apply to humans in contexts like end-of-life care. It’s derived from the Greek words “eu,” meaning good, and “thanatos,” meaning death—so it implies a “good death” or a peaceful passing.
Definitely NOT something I want from my dentist or Ink artist! 😱
Oh my god! That is peak comedy! My daughter is an accomplished tattooist and will get a good laugh out of this totally illiterate goofball.
It went out of style when the Tattoo parlors in Germany made it an industrial scale operation.
There are times at the dentist I may have chosen euthanasia if it had been offered, glad it wasn’t.
They’d run out of customers 🤷
What? You don’t support youth in Asia?
… Far more likely to visit… once.
That’s crazy, they just need to hire an aesthetician to put them to sleep
I’ve seen a couple of recent news where men died under anesthesia while getting full body tattoo works.
If you can’t take the kneedle, just don’t do it. It’s not worth dying over.
We mean anesthetize right?
These people live among us, maybe euthanize the none educated
Euthanize 🤔 I guess that’s one way of getting rid of a lot of humans
I, too, would like euthanasia.
I like the idea of an open casket smiling corpse, showing off all the brand new dental work.
Dakk Prescott has done this.