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Tuesday, 18 Mar 2025
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So you’re suppose to stab one of them so the two remaining get the apples?
Slice it in a way that cleaves one third of both apples, then each person gets 2/3 of an apple.
Stab them both and take the two apples for myself. I aint sharing
you just angle the knife so you cut both apples at the same time 1/3 to the side so you get 3 2/3 pieces
Fruit Ninja style, toss the apples and take one slice
Stab the guy in the middle!
There’s three ways I can think of.
1. In one stroke of the blade, cut 1/3 off each apple
2. In one stroke of the blade, kill two people
3. In one stroke of the blade, kill one person
Ummm murder one person I guess…
I… Am I tripping or did I not see this post like 6 hours ago? Oh yeah, u/repostsleuthbot
Finish him! Appleality!
murder
and then I take both apples
Eliminate 1 or both as per my mood n previous meal
divide each apple into 2 slices and give each one 1 slice left, it needs to be divided into 3 small slices and that’s it (I get very bad grades at school)
Go full William Afton mode and kill all three. I need my vitamin C.
Slice two people using the knife in one swipe and then steal both apples for yourself
heads will roll
Slash one of their throats.
Kill all of them an eat the 2 apples
Someone has to go.
kill the third
The position of the cut is deceptively hard to solve for spherical apples, so I guess I’d murder
Trade the knife for a third apple
Stab the woman. She’ll try to use her wiles to say she deserves a bigger piece because she’s a girl
If they work together, they could manage to cut the two apples into 12 pieces with one stroke. They would just need a really sharp knife.
one person gets one apple, a second person gets the other apple, and the third person gets to find and kill someone who has an apple to get a third apple
Sell knife
Buy more apples
Enjoy
who’s the fastest?
They grab the knife, Slash the others’ necks and Now they have TWO apples.
the answer has always been to off one kid
It’s so simple, getting an apple and pussy at the same time