He really milked the opportunity… Last updated: March 20, 2025 2:57 pm By Simpster_xD Share Memes 10 Comments Subscribe Login Notify of new follow-up comments new replies to my comments Label {} [+] Name* Email* Label {} [+] Name* Email* 10 Comments Oldest Newest Most Voted Inline Feedbacks View all comments Unusual-Ideal-3508 8 days ago How do I unread this BoysenberryFinal9113 8 days ago That’s udderly ridiculous. catskilkid 8 days ago It would seem some of the judges may have been complicit in keeping this a “secret”. themoisthammer 8 days ago “Kinda sweet, but I was expecting chocolate milk.” Eat_Bullet 8 days ago What SnowXeno 8 days ago  Smart-Nothing 8 days ago Reminds me of the movie Top Secret TemporaryThink9300 8 days ago He is actually a she. The story about “Carl Twinly” is a work of fiction. However, the mugshot shown above is real. It was taken in 2008 and shows a woman who was arrested in Middleton, Ohio. According to Fox 19, she had been hired to dress up as a cow to promote a local haunted trail. She was arrested on suspicion of disorderly conduct after she allegedly got drunk, chased some children, and interrupted traffic. Copy pasted from: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/carl-twinly-cow-arrest/ Character-Berry-3679 8 days ago I didnt know cows have black faces shadow-Ezra 8 days ago Somebody get me some unsee juice that isn’t milk based SearchSearchRecent PostsView down into the Valley on the ascent to the pass between the Katla and Eyjafjallajökull volcanos: Iceland [OC] [2048×1365] Vernal Falls- Yosemite National Park [OC][6630×5500] Milky Way over the Awarua Wetlands, NZ [OC] [5610×7013] Entre Marrakech y Uarzazate (Marruecos) [OC] [3825×2552] Sun setting over the isle of Rum, Scotland [OC] 2048 × 1365 Recent Comments
How do I unread this
That’s udderly ridiculous.
It would seem some of the judges may have been complicit in keeping this a “secret”.
“Kinda sweet, but I was expecting chocolate milk.”
What

Reminds me of the movie Top Secret
He is actually a she.
The story about “Carl Twinly” is a work of fiction.
However, the mugshot shown above is real. It was taken in 2008 and shows a woman who was arrested in Middleton, Ohio.
According to Fox 19, she had been hired to dress up as a cow to promote a local haunted trail.
She was arrested on suspicion of disorderly conduct after she allegedly got drunk, chased some children, and interrupted traffic.
Copy pasted from:
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/carl-twinly-cow-arrest/
I didnt know cows have black faces
Somebody get me some unsee juice that isn’t milk based