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“it’s just a prank”
the prank:
“shit, wrong cigarette!”
honestly, you need people like this dude in workplaces. i have a feeling this guy makes shifts way better
Absolute madlad.
OSHA approved cigarette
I had one of these in high school. I’d pretend to smoke in the parking lot until a teacher would run out to punish me. Usually got a laugh from other students and the cooler teachers.
Once all the teachers were used to my prank, I started smoking real cigarettes again. They didn’t catch on.
You can get fired at an oil refinery for not having both hands on the railings when using the stairs. They are THAT strict when it comes to rules.
You’re fired! Even though its just a prank. Burn!
Years ago, I had one of my employees do this by smoking in the warehouse. I flipped, and everyone had a great laugh.
How to get fired ABC
I wish he had recorded it. It sounds like he must be a right pain in the arse and fun to be round
Thought this was going to be used for smoke breaks
Us disruption day!
Hell I’d use them just to get a 15 min break every 30 mins like every other smoker seems to do.
Funny, if you’re 12.
I work as a construction monitor for the gas company. I can’t tell you how many guys smoke cigarettes when working on/around major gas pipelines.
I love a product that freaks out security people
Some of you guys ruined a good post. 😌
Family vacation to Pismo Beach, family is staying in motel near the beach. 8 year old me is up at 7:30 am with parents while siblings still sleep the pervious night away, however as a child i loved joke/gag shops so i had bought these the day before. My parents sat laughing inside the room as i sat outside the window “puffing” on a cig at 8 as house keeping looked on horrified and im sure planning a CPS intervention.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the kind of work colleague you just walk away when they call for help.
Everytime I see this sub’s logo, I’m like “Oogway is looking too brown, wasn’t he green in canon?” Then I realised it’s not Oogway
I bought some of these to turn my Halloween skeletons into smokers this last year. This dude is getting way better ROI than I did.
Haha, why i still haven’t seen this?
My sister uses these so she doesn’t grind her teeth!
Tim Dillon?
I mean, you can do this with lots of stuff. Like run into a bank with a fake gun, waving it around and yelling. Then pull the trigger and a flag that says “bang” comes out and everyone gets to laugh.
I think I’d be okay with losing my job at the refinery for punching this guy in the face after he tells me it’s a fake cigarette.