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I would check the “self describes” box and then write “its a fucking baby”
Why the fuck are there zeroes instead of squares or circles?
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I think the question was about orientation, which is different from gender identity; but sure, both are laughable constructs for a creature whose full time job is shitting themself.
Please tell me this is a joke.
“self-describes”
I’ll call bullshit that this is a real questionnaire
Not antigay but dude left-hand people comes up with the craziest ideas
Least radical blue sky user
It’s so the GOP pedos don’t accidentally fuck a gay kid
My goodness, I’ve never been more thankful for the “prefer not to answer” option
Goo goo ga ga mentality, CEO of nothing!
It identifies itself as a “tiny gremling”
See I don’t understand why this is considered a question. we need common sense back or revert to 2010s era. we’re basically it okay to be gay bc no one cares your gay and not big deal.
Philosophy class lead tomorrow: “so tell me, who wants to talk about how they feel about baby’s lib?”
Mental illness
What do you think the color of the hair was of the person who thought up that question?
I think they put the wrong question at the wrong spot
Propoganda bs, move on. All you’re doing is feeding it
Probably fake
*ticks self describes*
“drooling and crying*
These fuckers are as damaging to teenagers as Tate brothers
In what universe do the parents get to decide that?
Meanwhile conservatives: “my male baby is heterosexual and likes women and I am certain of this”
Their orientation is literally just existing (until their older)
I thought we moved on from these templates
How can you be straight **or** heterosexual? They are the same damn thing.
I’m not for the extreme right, but this is one of the many reasons why it became so popular lately… Push one extreme and get a counter movement for the opposite, sad trully
Who is asking if your baby is sexually active? It sounds like a trap question, no matter what you answer, you are endangering your child if you’re in the know they are sexually active.
“Sir, are you classified and human?”
“Negative I am a meat popsicle.”
Straight and heterosexual… Are these not… The same thing??
What this probably measures is heteronormativity more than anything. If most people answer with anything aligned to “heterosexual/straight” it tells us something about how people assume heterosexuality is normal and projected only babies in society as the “correct” way of being.
even if heterosexuality is the biological normal, pressures from society enforcing it as the prescribed default supress those with other sexualities.
I would argue having lots of answers vs “hetero” and “not hetero” push people to answer with “evidence”
Rule 2
Louis CK had a great bit about this. “I’m raisin’ em gay”