Oh my friend I’ve missed you
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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ahhh my relatives when they are having financial crisis
Its usually these:
A. A business opportunity pyramid scheme
B. Borrow some cash
C. Sells insurance
D. Sells products e.g. Essential Oils
“Can I borrow money?”
Almost certainly this is the next line
Jokes on you! I don’t have any friends,
Oh, wait
It’s so much better when someone gets straight to the point without beating around the bush!!
Yo bro you should totally get into this pyramid scheme
That’s why I never asked a favour of someone I haven’t interacted with in a while, no matter how badly I need it.
The guy’s being so straightforward. That’s actually the trend if you really knew someone
Damn, no one’s checking on me cause they know I got no money lol
sometimes you just need to be honest
Just before my wife tells me about the money she saved at Target… by spending more money.
Real
Checks in on friends like they check their credit scores—real concern or just fishing for favors?
Ah, the classic ‘I miss you’ FOMO disguised as a favor request. Genius level 99!
Checking on friends is just code for asking for a favor with extra steps.
Haha 🤣
lol ths is totally me when i need a favor acting all sweet first 😀