A gem I found on twitter
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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I think that’s a compliment my dude…
When your Dad is a Centaur, Mom is a Mermaid and you get the human part of both.
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Horseless centaur is like the fantasy version of WiFi
How the fuck is this so accurate?!
He’s kind of hot, though, so maybe it’s a compliment…?
Was about to say this is actually more of a compliment. Certainly so rare Gordon Ramsay would shout at OP for it though.
Is that an insult even? Hell I’d take it.
“Oh I got something of a horse alright ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” – This guy probably
This is a conpliment you DONK
the real life Dennis Reynolds
Stupid sexy centaur
He would take this as a compliment. AS HE FUCKING SHOULD!!!
Downvote cause Twitter
If the tree could talk, it’d probably say, ‘At least I’ve got roots, bro!!’
My husband (now 44 ) kind of looked like the guy in the picture [husband at 18](https://imgur.com/a/K5vHgoG)when he was young.
Maybe it’s not the body…
Sad
Billy Mays here with Oxycontin!
That’s a fantastic name
Dude must make a lot of money in gay porn
It’s the subtly long neck
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This is definitely the kind of weirdo that Chris Hansen regularly meets.
Axe~
So, you’re saying he looks like an insect?
Would smash
I don’t get it
Its the kid from halloweentown
Gentaur
Who is he? asking for a friend…
In depictions of centaurs, they have the front legs bent forward like that. Also the fencepost behind gives the allusion of an extra pair of legs. The brain processes this and notices similarity
What Grant O’Brien wished he looked like with spindly ass limbs and freakishly long body.
OMG THIS IS TOO FUNNY!
Marfan’s syndrome
Is that even an insult?
I don’t think it’s an insult
Anyone think he’s from twilight
Honestly, if I looked like this guy, I’d be feeling pretty good.
lmao its make my day
He looks like the brother from Halloween Town and now I have even more questions..
I miss being a skinny kid
I laughed so hard
When you’re so skinny that you tell people you’ve got abs, but really you’re just made of noodles
He looks like the groundskeeper from The Simpsons