A normal sized American dude with like 200% larger than average cheeks.
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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He looks like my 3 year old daughter.
He’s just super happy because he’s sitting on that nice sexy white Oval Office couch, can’t contain himself 🤗
Face ass
How many balls can he fit the there? Both Donald’s and Vladimir’s at the same time
He looks like a garbage pail kid
It’s the image that shows up when you search punchable faces
Looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid
Is this photoshopped???
Looks ready to drown in a chocolate river.
Dude seriously is a twin to John Wayne Gacy wit his beard
He looks like a toddler that is just developing. I mean look at him like “Mom I dressed myself today”
Vice President Ozempic Augustus Gloop
and a fake pic
Spot the difference
The smuggest hamster. No class.
Hes been dry humping the couch arm and he has a mouth full of nuts.
Who the fuck cares? Are we really this childish?
Yes. He is a fawning piece of shit. A completely insincere, opportunitistic asshole.
There is plenty of fodder from yesterday to make real, adult grievances. The size of his cheeks is not one of them. This is the sort of dumb shit that creates material for the right wing to point at.
He watches a lot of hamster porn
Hamster looking mf
Cabbage patch kids were real. 😅
He’s just happy because he’s thinking about fucking the couch he’s sat on.
Look at that, One of those cute little cabbage patch kids grew up and put on a suit. I’ll bet he just makes the best policies! What’s that? Fascism…?
Pretty much what he contributed
Ridiculing appearance is only ok if it is a straight white man. Says the “anti racist” party.
Making fun of someone’s physical looks and still think you are the good guy is insane
Freakin’ chipmunk
Don’t lower yourself to their level. Ridiculing someone for the way they look is something Trump/Vance would do. There are plenty of valid things to question about them so why go for this?
That is fluid retention from severe daily alcohol consumption.
And why is his appearance relevant?
Cabbage patch doll lookin ass
He looks like an hamster if that hamster was possessed by a devil
He’s sitting on his favorite couch button.
Moon-faced fuck.
Baby man
He’s a squirrel in disguise
He stores Trumps nuts in there
This guy watches illegal porn and masterbates next to his Immigrant wife while chugging an iced tea topped with kettle none. This man-boy is a bitch beyond the meaning of bitch. Hope he finds himself stuck in a well full of crap he can’t get out of. Suck a bolt mr vance.. he’s got the face of a kindergartner’s attempt at drawing a basic circle. Pop them cheeks, and watch the lies and garbage pour out
Hamster
Fucking Nazi hamster.
I wonder if he and the dude that’s obsessed with people wearing suits practice kissing each other after meetings