A Tortoise saved his species from extinction
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Oh, so when he sleeps with hundreds to save his species he’s a hero, but when I do it I get banned from family gatherings. Got it.
Look at this madlad.
I used to run a dating service for chickens
but I was struggling to make hens meet.
You can say Sex. No need to censor it…..
So now the entire species is inbred? Are there no significant consequences for that?
So 800 is the limit
so did a female black robin and barely anyone talks about it. A singular female bird saved her entire species from extinction.
sax addicted? jazz tortoise…
Dude works his butt (dick?) off trying to save his species from extinction…
Labelled as a sex addict.
Dude’s a goddamn hero! Respect him as such.
The true GOAT. Play on playa.
Hold your head up high, you fucking legend
Thanks for censoring the word
#SEX
Damnn gotta do everything around here
He said…*My nob hurts”…no further comments.
Sex addiction? Uh no that’s not how you spell Hero.
Fucking legend
He fucked his way to survive. What a beautiful life lesson!
He’ll yeah brother
hero in a full shell
Finally, a male I can look up to.
Look at that face, he knows what he did and is proud lmao
Thank you, Nick Cannon
tortoise simply gives a fck. not possible for humans
The species is gonna be so inbred that they’ll turn out to be Trump supporters
Retires