This happens when I fall asleep drunk. I forget to take them off and when I wake up theyโve managed to โmigrateโ to the most darkest, inaccessible and unlikely spot under my bed.
fluffy_assassins
3 months ago
I’m so happy I got laser eye surgery, best money I ever spent. Except maybe college. Maybe.
AbbreviationsOk6051
3 months ago
Take your phone, Open Kamera App.
Thank me later
Dkmainman
3 months ago
At that point I just use my contacts instead, they usually turn up by the end of the day.

This happens when I fall asleep drunk. I forget to take them off and when I wake up theyโve managed to โmigrateโ to the most darkest, inaccessible and unlikely spot under my bed.
I’m so happy I got laser eye surgery, best money I ever spent. Except maybe college. Maybe.
Take your phone, Open Kamera App.
Thank me later
At that point I just use my contacts instead, they usually turn up by the end of the day.