Ah shit here we go again
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Run.
first and last date
What a Scorpio move… Am I right?!
When you realize you should have swiped left.
I immediately think people are weird when they ask my sign.. like.. where are you going with this?
Now, I don’t mind curiosity and interest in such fields, but when it’s brought straight up front as if it was some sort of pre-condition to a relationship, nope.
Too many girls into astrology to be a deal breaker, tbh. When the crystals come out, though, that’s the end.
“Im not like every other girl” literally every other girl:
Me: Do you know what MBTI is?
Bring out the “old faithful” and find an excuse for the bathroom.
You can pay as you leave (no reason to dine & dash), but…get out and do it fast.
Then judge you for no reason…. because you are a cancer yayy
My Saturn is retrograde, and Mercury is combust, can I still get a second date?
Always wait for the third date. They take you home, you read them their birth chart.
>mfw someone with a religion makes fun of astrology
*Suffers flashback from the 90s*
Astronauts>Astrology
Space racism
But it’s okay on the second date?
Honestly I don’t care..
Lots of girls I’ve dated when we had been on a few dates started looking at astrology stuff. None of them really took it seriously. Mostly I think it’s just a silly way to get to know each other’s personalities. It tells me they’re interested in me and thinking about how we’re compatible. They all lose interest in astrology very quickly.
Holy fuck please run. I thought everything was well and good just a lil quirky… Then she told me she was the angel of death and would bring death to my life. Homies, good sex is not worth this kind of crazy. It’s like trading sex for cutting your dick off.
Only okay if she’s arguing that “astrology” stole the word that “astronomy” should have been.
As a rigatoni noodle myself I match well with tomato sauce
Ay götüm
Sometimes people will shit all over astrology then go on and on about that infj or whatever. They’re the same type of thing, I learned about it in my personality theory class. Some of the personality tests are used more in psychology than others but the best way to get to know someone is to talk to them
My mate had a girl over once and didn’t like her but not enough to tell her to leave so he started telling her about our DnD campaign in detail until she excused herself from his apartment.
astronomy is ok, astrology is not ok
After seeing many people judge others based on zodiac signs, I grew to despise those who believe in them.
Just go along with it for the one night stand.
I’ll tell her I’m a Leo and we don’t believe in astrology.
But what if she brought it up to point into it as a social commentary on the state of our society and how our society abhors and has abandoned the pursuit of knowledge?
My crystals will bring your aura to a higher frequency.
Lmao, i honestly do not fuckin care, if you arenXt gonna be stupid about it, and ain’t gonna shove it down my throat or use it to restrict me, idc, some for religeon
Tsk. Rookie move. You gotta bide your time and sneak that shit in later by asking really vague questions 🤣