An intimate moment

ChrisMMatthews
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That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

You wouldn’t fuck a horse.

Jason Mraz coded kink

Props to the partner for being communicative and supportive

When op was asked if they were saying they were a horse, did they answer “nay”?

A horse of course.

I would burst out laughing

And just like that, the magic was gone

Why the long face?

vowsh

thats a whoopsie.

how would you get “im a horse” from “im yours”

The first time I met my ex’s best friend he told a story about how earlier that day he and his gf were having sex and he said “I only cum for baddies.” But she thought he said “I only cum for fatties,” and she was deeply offended because she is quite thin.

Giddy up, let’s take a ride

I just picture him saying it over and over with the intensity of [Kristen Schall is a Horse](https://youtu.be/Lvd6MBsiDBo?t=48)

Enunciation is important.

I bet back in the 90s, OOP was on a very famous TV show

*horsey girls have entered the chat*

I say thee neigh! #sorry

Like and subscribe if you said “im yours im yours im yours” out loud.

Wilburrrrhuuurrr…..

Don’t google Mr. Hands

EW! not to be mean but “I’m yours” EW!

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