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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Let me get this straight, your friend wanted to hangout with you and you are bothered
You ain’t a friend
The conversation is the reason y’all are together, not the meal
I can’t imagine a friend, during a vulnerable and gentle period in their life, wanting to do something simple, pure, easy, and fun with me, then immediately tweeting about how ungrateful I am to the entire world. 😬
Whenever I hear ‘milk and cookies’ I think of Bernie Mac.
This is peak adulthood. Fuck a club, it’s diabetes time
I hate milk, but if invited I would be so fucking stoked
I’ll be his friend, you ungrateful wildebeest
So much of that website is rage bait now
It ain’t about the milk and cookies, its about being there for a friend.
If you’re 36 and want some milk and cookies, then go ahead and get some fucking milk and cookies. As if food has an age limit to enjoy. Psh.
I remember when we had a day of mental resiliency training in the military and we were asked what would we do if we had a friend that seemed depressed or was going through a hardship.
I said I’d be a good friend and take them out for a drink to talk about it.
The instructor’s response was, “So you’d take someone who’s already depressed, and give them depressants?!”
I learned a lot from that interaction.
The mf handle is “Pain” with an anime profile pic and they’re questioning their friends maturity? The audacity
Cooooookieeeeeeee NOM NOM NOM NOM
I wonder what is his definition of friendship.
stake logo spotted, ragebait invalidated
Is that just a ragebait advertisement for gambling?
Seems like Pain never grew out of his edgy phase
Is this a Ad for Stake?
This is crazy that your friend is going through a break up and you made him organize getting together instead of taking him out, and then mocked him online. Ugh, no wonder men have such a high suicide rate. Could you guys just be there for each other?
I could only wish for a friend like this. Wholesome and amazing.
I must not be comprehending the post as the majority here. I don’t think this person meant to sound ungrateful at all. It sounds like they were making light of the situation.
Clout truly is endemic.
Why do people gotta put a age on everything wtf do age gotta do with getting milk & cookies
Oh but you sure did order something. Wasn’t so bad when you were in line picking and getting an extra large milk. I hope the friend saw this bcuz this is someone you should never talk to again. My friend (actually best friend) would ask me to hang out and we’d have absolutely no plans. Just drive, listen to good 90s/00s music, talk and stop when we get hungry and it has always been a great time.
When men make jokes about not wanting female friends, this is literally why you need them. The probability of them mocking you for this is looooowww (not impossible, but extremely low)
Men need to do better supporting their friends in things other than misogyny. If he wanted to go stare at titties and talk shit about women he woulda never made this post. But bro clearly needed to get out the house but wanted comfort… hence the milk and cookies. Probably wanted to talk about his feelings too but this mfer clearly wasn’t the one. Sad.
my ex friend and i went and got pie and hot chocolate at like 11pm when we were in our late 20s and it was the funniest lil experience to us. We’re no longer friends but i still think of this fondly.
I love shit like this!
Dude, I think the guy bringing his friends to places that have cookies and milk is the kinda guy I want to be friends with.
I’m 40. Everyone still wants to go to the bar only for me to end up by myself because they decided to hit on some chick.
In this day and age, adults are too busy, tired, paranoid and/or physically distant to even “Yep” it up around the corner like Hank Hill and his buddies and you have a friend who not can/wants to hang out, but could use a friend? FOH!
Our parents and grandparents could work full-time jobs with families and everything yet at least hang out on Fridays/whole weekends and we’re lucky to talk to our best friends on the phone more than once in a week/month! Modern adulthood is absolute *ass* in some ways. 😢
I have a feeling that dude wanted his friend to go out to the club and the bar to get a rebound in to get over his ex because it’s probably would he’d do instead of just being there for him. I had a similar experience where I went through a really horrible breakup from a toxic relationship and instead of my best friend being my rock in my time of need, all I got was “Cheer up. I don’t know why you’re calling me about this. But I’m in the middle of streaming and rather not be bothered” Yeahhhh.. that was the beginning of the end of a 20 year friendship for the next few years 🙃🙃
I’ll always take a lactaid for this friend. How else do you heal a soul if not with milk and cookies? At least to start?
We know which friend is still burning the loud pack.
I would be happy if someone brought me milk and my favorite cereals and sat on the couch with me rn.
I wanna marry him
Heaven forbid someone indulge themselves in a way that doesn’t involve drugs or alcohol.