The mighty ships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the first planet they came across – which happened to be the Earth – where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.
fazzah
25 days ago
This post is a prime example of misinformationÂ
It’s like posting a newborn dog and saying “this is the true size of a dog”
Isn’t there like, a football fish, that’s basically the same as this but bigger? ?width=988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41b7fba2d4f8d574d84cd561b3fab98e6799ead6
If you google anglerfish size, you’ll find out this is not true. This just happens to be a small one.
B00NIE
25 days ago
You’re not that far off the grid with the amount of karma farming post you make in a day.
vrague
25 days ago
No way
KafeiTomasu
25 days ago
Hey it’s not the size that’s matter! Besides, that’s slightly above average
Brushiluskan
25 days ago
I thought they would att least be football sized. And with that i mean football, not handegg.
icomefromjupiter
25 days ago
Or the hand of a giant. We need a banana for scale.
Blunderbutters
25 days ago
My life is a lie
I-Am-Baldy
25 days ago
How the hell do they overheal you if they are this small, ill stick to mantas, brews and karambwans
TheMarvelousJoe
25 days ago
Why do they make us believe they were big if that’s the case?
King_Kestrel
25 days ago
Angler Fish can get up to the size of a soccer ball.
Perhaps this is a male anglerfish, which actually have to be this size in order to mate. They basically latch onto the female’s skin and get absorbed into her, dying essentially, in order for their genetics to get used to lay eggs. It’s kinda wild.
random_redditor8
25 days ago
Actual representation of my wife.
bemycompletewhore
25 days ago
The most well-known deep-sea anglerfish, such as those from the Ceratiidae family, exhibit extreme sexual dimorphism, meaning females are significantly larger than males.
• Female anglerfish (Ceratiidae) can grow up to 3.3 feet (1 meter) in length.
• Male anglerfish are much smaller, typically only 1–3 centimeters (0.4–1.2 inches), as they exist primarily to mate with the female.
utterbbq2
25 days ago
Thank good, I thought this monster was way bigger than that
pequaywan
25 days ago
I can rest easy now knowing I won’t be eaten by that thing any time soon
Jb03no
25 days ago
Octonauts taught me this 5 years ago.
jackrockyson
25 days ago
Finding Nemo really screwed us 2000’s kids perception…
Nah man, no way. This one must be off of Temu.
This anglerfish maybe. They can grow up to a length of up to 1.5 meters or so.
^(“I AM THE DEEP!”)
WHY HIS FUCKING LAMP IS NOT WORKING
Some anglerfish can be quite large, reaching between 3.3 feet to 4 feet (100cm to 122cm) in length. Most however are significantly smaller, often less than a foot (30cm).Â
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/fish/facts/anglerfish#:~:text=Anglerfish%20population&text=Generally%20dark%20gray%20to%20dark,often%20less%20than%20a%20foot.
The mighty ships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the first planet they came across – which happened to be the Earth – where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.
This post is a prime example of misinformationÂ
It’s like posting a newborn dog and saying “this is the true size of a dog”
Dear diary, today OP was a piece of shit
https://oceantoday.noaa.gov/fullmoon-anglerfish/welcome.html
Angler fish can grow up to 3.3 feet or one metre.
Nah, that’s just a baby
Roanoke is right about these things
Isn’t there like, a football fish, that’s basically the same as this but bigger?
?width=988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41b7fba2d4f8d574d84cd561b3fab98e6799ead6
Fuck me…
It depends on species and gender, and ya know, age. There are bigger ones.
So as someone who’s family have been deep sea fishermen longer than America has been a thing….
That’s just that one species size. There are larger specimens and types.
This dudes account screams karma farm lol homie posts anything he sees online
They are a lot less scary in this perspective
Thank you, that totally makes them seem less scary.
Still big enough to nibble my toe …. Nope the seas his home I’ll stay on land joys of thallasaphobia
His mom is going to be pissed
“it’s on Reddit, must be true!”
Size may vary a lot. Some of them are really big
^^I ^^will ^^devour ^^your ^^puny ^^race! ^^Unhand ^^me!
If you google anglerfish size, you’ll find out this is not true. This just happens to be a small one.
You’re not that far off the grid with the amount of karma farming post you make in a day.
No way
Hey it’s not the size that’s matter! Besides, that’s slightly above average
I thought they would att least be football sized. And with that i mean football, not handegg.
Or the hand of a giant. We need a banana for scale.
My life is a lie
How the hell do they overheal you if they are this small, ill stick to mantas, brews and karambwans
Why do they make us believe they were big if that’s the case?
Angler Fish can get up to the size of a soccer ball.
Perhaps this is a male anglerfish, which actually have to be this size in order to mate. They basically latch onto the female’s skin and get absorbed into her, dying essentially, in order for their genetics to get used to lay eggs. It’s kinda wild.
Actual representation of my wife.
The most well-known deep-sea anglerfish, such as those from the Ceratiidae family, exhibit extreme sexual dimorphism, meaning females are significantly larger than males.
• Female anglerfish (Ceratiidae) can grow up to 3.3 feet (1 meter) in length.
• Male anglerfish are much smaller, typically only 1–3 centimeters (0.4–1.2 inches), as they exist primarily to mate with the female.
Thank good, I thought this monster was way bigger than that
I can rest easy now knowing I won’t be eaten by that thing any time soon
Octonauts taught me this 5 years ago.
Finding Nemo really screwed us 2000’s kids perception…
Straight up misinformation
Aren’t the males tiny?