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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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You can be pretty and crush skulls in your free time.
You’re pretty. Now crush my skull and ruin my life.
I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking “Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway.” And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I’m talkin’ full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little “peepee pisspiss boy.” I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarressing. I mean like… weirdly embarressing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I’m trying to say here? I mean, l’m a real freak. I’m not normal. Ma’am… Please… You have to crush me.
that only for normal girls. sexy strong women will be treated with honesty and a lot of interest
Last time I did that I got cops called on me
Dendra from Pokemon Scarlet and Violet btw
“But miss, you’re not pretty; you’re hot. Tulip is pretty. There’s a difference.”
“But I don’t want to cure cancer, I want to turn people into dinossaurs!”
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“But I don’t want to call a girl pretty I want her to ruin my life and crush my skull”
“Hey, you’re pretty! WOULD YOU LIKE TO OBLITERATE MY CRANIUM BETWEEN YOUR THIGH MUSCLES?”
Probably because many consider it as harassment these days
Art By: @ExceedXatu
God forbid a guy experiences an existential paroxysm before an Amazonian goddess and reacts appropriately
Anyone can call you pretty, it takes a real man (or woman) to admit to wanting to be crushed by you.
Because shit like this will happen:
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Women will only accept compliments from men they find attractive. Everything else is harassment.
wdym you don’t get called pretty all the time
They gave up on normal somewhere along the way
Pokémon !
Lol
But you are pretty
You’re pretty. Now pretty please crush my skull
Can’t I say both
When everybody’s pretty, nobody’s pretty.
She makes a valid point.