anon pimps
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Born to pimp, forced to use 4Chan
I remember my mom told me about how when she was a kid, rather than Ken dolls, she’d have her Barbies get with G.I. Joe for the sole reason of “Joe’s got a job.”
Ah yes, the ‘joy division’ approach, classic 😌
Fake: anon does not have GI joes.
Gay: anon really wanted to buy barbies because he’s gay.
Holy fucking shit
Joes need hoes
Oh don’t forget Hotwheels. Your G.I Joe’s need to blow off all their hard earned money on fast cars.
Pic related holy shit that is based
Imagine trying to ridicule your customers for what they buy as a clerk, specially a little kid. Based anon
Used to undress my sister’s barbies
Andrew Tate origin story
Welp, this was wholesome till the last line.
That’s a huge bitch
Fake: Anon goes shopping outside
Gay: Anon picks Barbies