anon’s best buddy
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Real: life’s rough
Straight: anon has a bro that loves him
Wholesome: wholesome
Honestly I thought the girlfriend was gonna cheat on him with his best bro.
Im gonna track down every single motherfucker who dares to do a fake or gay analysis on this
You know what Jesus said: “Bros before hoes.”
Factual and heterosexual
Every time my best friend since 3 years old has had a girlfriend, they tell me “he likes me more than you.” I have responded with “I’ll be at his wedding, you might not be.” None of them have lasted, but I will always be there for him
What a fucking huge red flag from the gf
Real and wholesome.
Marry him
Real: Shit like this always happens around the holidays
Straight: Bros look out for bros.
anon should give his best friend a bro-job as a thank you
i wish i had a friend like that
Damn this is already a 5 year old greentext and its still getting reposted.
Fake:Anon has friends
Gay: Anon has a “girlfriend”
Fake: anon has a girlfriend
Gay: anon’s best bro is secretly his boyfriend
Anon and his bro are pretty cool. Hope his mom recovered quickly.
Anon got some Real one’s
Bet the hoe was cheating on him.