Anything has a tool to open it
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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If something can’t be bought with money, then it can be bought with a lot of money.
huh? that ain’t a scalpel
I looked at the photo below, and my legs stayed in the same position. Did I misunderstand something?
Ah yes, the universal truth: money talks, but it also apparently opens doors… and legs. Revolutionary discovery
Finally, an honest guide to economics. Adam Smith would be proud.
If that were true, Elon Musk would be able to get laid.
What would a “cannot opener” look like?
Oh I thought the incel logic was that jobless bad boys get all the women, guys make up your mind at some point. Or maybe OP is just sad he gets neither money nor pussy 🤷♂️
Gross