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Because I want to fall asleep
Because of prostate cancer prevention
See a side boob on Reddit, one hour later, “what have I done?”
*oh my leg itches, I just scratch myself… oops i’m masturbating, how the hell did this happen*
Yes.
Both
I’m training for the masturbation Olympics.
My brain lets me know when it’s time, I can’t be in need of dopamine right…?
*Oh god*
Replace the word masterbating with any fun activity. It reads the same.
Man can’t have a hobby without stupid questions? Mind your own business
🎶 My mind’s telling me yesss, but my booddyyy, my boodddyyy- also telling me yeeeessss 🎶
Yes.
Why can’t it be both tho?
For justice
Because I have ADHD and need to get out of bed.
Yes
Eh. Both reasons are good enough.
I’m horny because I’m depressed. I’m depressed because I’m horny.
I actually masturbate to return in my gloomy persona.
Kinda hard if all you think is boobs and pussy.
Yes.
Mainly need melatonin. My anxiety is too extreme.
Because i don’t feel anything.
Can’t it be both?
Both? It’s a wheel? I can choose to push it one way or the other?
Both!
yes
lol