At least my year’s over


But there are so many grandmas! Depending how many times your grandparents or parents got married to new people, you can easily get 5 or 6 before anyone starts questioning things. Just plan ahead, mention your rather tulmultous childhood, imply there’s been a lot of siblings and half and step siblings. Most people’s eyes glaze over when you start doing that, and they won’t ask questions. They’ll just assume whatever fits the story.