Be careful with midnight snacks

cool dads would ask you for some instead of arguing with you and won’t tell mom

We really all lived the same childhood and don’t even realize. You at 4am in boxers and a shirt at most, dad ready to leave for work but narrowly avoiding waking mom on his way out. The dog is eating the shredded cheese you’re dropping off the kitchen floor. Life is unsure but good.

Do not attempt to destroy or move the refrigerator, such as by C4 explosive or 120mm depleted uranium sabot round. The refrigerator had been altered and become indestructible and immovable.