Anything can be a butt plug if you’re brave enough.
alwaysfatigued8787
2 months ago
This is the 7th most turned on I’ve ever been by a cone before.
wispymatrias
2 months ago
I’m not sure if this is a personal challenge to the cone to follow his dreams and get the job he really wants …
Or a personal challenge to me, to y’know, fit the cone. Up there.
Johnlovesyou
2 months ago
Guess I’m the only one that looked at this as an analogy to how we all look at our selves. Like, we all look in the mirror and think, oh I wish I was thinner, or stronger or prettier, etc. The cone looks at itself and thinks, “I’m fat and gross and I look similar to a sex toy. “ but in reality, he’s not big or a sex toy. in fact he’s tall, strong and a great cone.
You are the cone. You’re better than you think.
CrunchyKittyLitter
2 months ago
Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough
Parking_Locksmith489
2 months ago
Do you belIEVE in life after love?
I can feel something inside me
Hammurabi87
2 months ago
I mean… at least it has a flared base.
Alternative_Tie_1198
2 months ago
I’m sure there’s some women on here that would love to have it all
Cool-Performance1682
2 months ago
I mean it does have a flared base
Aromatic_Pace_8818
2 months ago
Not sure if the ass dildo has it better than the traffic cone
galaxygothgirl
2 months ago
This is ackshually funny
nfurstenberg
2 months ago
Finally a normal size
SapTheSapient
2 months ago
That’s dirty.
whooo_me
2 months ago
“Where do you see yourself in a year’s time?”
swibirun
2 months ago
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
no1imit_ac
2 months ago
Holy Butt Plug
Hammer_of_Rohan
2 months ago
Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough!
judasmachine
2 months ago
I hope it fulfills it’s asspirations.
AKA_Squanchy
2 months ago
All I see is Prop Hunt.
Buttonball
2 months ago
Ouch.
Silent-Argument
2 months ago
Dreams to upgrade from potholes to thotholes. You got the Coney. Dream big baby 😢
BidStrange8608
2 months ago
That cone fucks
Igotshiptodotoday
2 months ago
In a world of cones, be a plug.
Champion-of-Nurgle
2 months ago
Skinny Legend
ittimjones
2 months ago
Those Dad shoes
AcydFart
2 months ago
noot noot
BeltQuick
2 months ago
When you have money/ how you actually look like
NoSatisfaction6_6
2 months ago
Is that…. Is that even possible? Has anyone done it before? And who would that brave person be?
don’t put ideas like that in my brain.
Anything can be a butt plug if you’re brave enough.
This is the 7th most turned on I’ve ever been by a cone before.
I’m not sure if this is a personal challenge to the cone to follow his dreams and get the job he really wants …
Or a personal challenge to me, to y’know, fit the cone. Up there.
Guess I’m the only one that looked at this as an analogy to how we all look at our selves. Like, we all look in the mirror and think, oh I wish I was thinner, or stronger or prettier, etc. The cone looks at itself and thinks, “I’m fat and gross and I look similar to a sex toy. “ but in reality, he’s not big or a sex toy. in fact he’s tall, strong and a great cone.
You are the cone. You’re better than you think.
Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough
Do you belIEVE in life after love?
I can feel something inside me
I mean… at least it has a flared base.
I’m sure there’s some women on here that would love to have it all
I mean it does have a flared base
Not sure if the ass dildo has it better than the traffic cone
This is ackshually funny
Finally a normal size
That’s dirty.
“Where do you see yourself in a year’s time?”
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
Holy Butt Plug
Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough!
I hope it fulfills it’s asspirations.
All I see is Prop Hunt.
Ouch.
Dreams to upgrade from potholes to thotholes. You got the Coney. Dream big baby 😢
That cone fucks
In a world of cones, be a plug.
Skinny Legend
Those Dad shoes
noot noot
When you have money/ how you actually look like
Is that…. Is that even possible? Has anyone done it before? And who would that brave person be?