Big L for your pp
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Then get an even bigger dildo for yourself to make her insecure.
Why are there so much people posting with that one penguin
What if my dildos are bigger then hers
I don’t know why but so much people on this sub is humiliating themselves about sex.
Is this from personal experience?
I use my wife’s dildo to massage my jaw muscles because I clench them too much and my jaw pops. She thinks it’s weird.
Her toys are not your enemy. They are your friend!
Just use the back door
Placing a bet I’ll see a “her coochie vs your bate grip” soon
A plastic toy cannot compete with genuine human interaction.
but can the dildo talk about how lightning mcqueen is the best racer in the piston cup no competition?
It’s not that bad
If that’s the case then buy yourself the most expensive tenga you can afford. Match her energy
Swing your hammer confidently
What if you made her a dildo of your pp and she loves it
Just buy a foot long 🔦 to make her insecure
I mean at least they make us feel “better” with the “but they don’t feel as good as the real thing” like okay yea sure 😭🙏
In what way is this supposed to be funny?
when she owns those 15 inch ones lol
‘Yeah but can her Dildo french? I didn’t think so.
In the immortal words of charles lee ray or more commonly known as chucky=”its not the size that counts but how you use it assh*le” (the last part is just for an accurate quote not an insult)
Small but mighty
How can any man compete with places like r/baddragon or other similar toys!?!?
Her dildo won’t go get her a cool compress for her pussy, bring her a snack and cuddle her afterwards, so I’ve got this penguin beat.
I mean… If your girl’s got a big BOB then maybe you should help her playing a few games with. After all, if she’s still with you then the toy probably isn’t as important as you think it is. You could be missing out on having a fun time together and not even realize it yet.
I swear this sub has just been taken over by low effort incel posting.
Since y’all seem to be insecure as hell, let me put it in a way to help y’all understand better.
If you know the best way to please yourself, why would you want someone else to do it? Cause it feels better when someone else does it, right? Congrats, that train of thought applies to everyone, not just dudes.
Her dildo: a lifeless and neutral piece of plastic.
Your pp: it comes with a full person attached that -hopefully- can do better than comparing itself with a tool solely created to stimulate and reduce “heat” levels.
This is silly lol.
Wrecked
Bro
Big win for my BH though.
You are not supposed to defeat the dildo in a duel.
I have a couple of tricks up my sleeves to even the odds
I mean, i cant hammer two holes with only one rod.
Plot twist: It’s not for her.
???
Just grow, duh.
It is actually a very uniquely-shaped dragon
Her boyfriend 😂
The toys need to be bigger, it’s like when the allied NPC summons have more HP than the player
Wait, wait iv see this one. It didnt in well for the pp.
Don’t forget that it probably vibrates also!