Turns out they actually DO shit on their own heads. Must be a hell living like this.
red__iter__
2 months ago
Snail:

Responsible-Draft
2 months ago
Monster that shits into his own mouth
weird_offspring
2 months ago
Intelligent design?
OgdruJahad
2 months ago
You think that’s bad l? Wait till you learn how they mate. Basically they hermaphroditic so they have male and female parts, then they get i to a penis fencing match and the ‘winner” is the snail whose penis thing stabs the other.
vibrantcrab
2 months ago
“If it works it ain’t stupid” said the guy who didn’t have to shit on his face.
HenceProvedhuehuehue
2 months ago
So, turns out I would have been perfectly okay in not knowing this fact for the rest of my life.
hold-on-pain-ends
2 months ago

theFoffo
2 months ago
The worst/best part is that at some point snails had their anuses placed toward their backside, like most creatures, but evolution said “nah, it’s better if it’s on the front” and here we are.
BirdGeon812
2 months ago
God really did them snails DIRTY… 🤣💀
MrInformationSeeker
2 months ago
I swear I’ve seen Snails pooping from their end.
atomiczim
2 months ago

SnooComics6403
2 months ago
They shit on themselves? What the hell is this anatomy. God was trolling when he made this.
jokemin
2 months ago
What a real shithead!!!
AxitTheGooba
2 months ago
a real Shithead
Inevitable_Storm_213
2 months ago
For a second i thought i was in the war thunder memes sub
rabidboxer
2 months ago
I expect to see this in peterexplainthejoke any moment now.
theprisefighter
2 months ago
foot
theastman
2 months ago
This is how you are born your next life… when do shitty things to others. bulling students. Cursing people. theft, saying false, killing animals
Designer_Ad_376
2 months ago
Now i understand why the eyes are placed into antennas: because it ain’t seeing shit!
Erames1168
2 months ago
Squids are just as messed up. Their throat goes through their donut shaped brain so eating something too large could cause severe brain damage.
PockChop
2 months ago
Literaly asshole design.
RevengeOfTheAyylmao
2 months ago
Bummer.
origansansor
2 months ago
Water snail
Solidsnekdangernodle
2 months ago
My all time favorite meme
CowCompetitive5667
2 months ago
Im wheezing
-vincent777
2 months ago
Salt
Flufsz
2 months ago
I’d also prefer to extend my eyes in that case.
Flufsz
2 months ago
I’d also prefer to extend my eyes in that case.
JesusWasTacos
2 months ago
Fuckin snails shit on their own heads and still get more action than I do.
Shoddy_Spread4982
2 months ago
Shits AND nuts on his own head??? That’s wild. That’s enough Reddit for today
Turns out they actually DO shit on their own heads. Must be a hell living like this.
Snail:

Monster that shits into his own mouth
Intelligent design?
You think that’s bad l? Wait till you learn how they mate. Basically they hermaphroditic so they have male and female parts, then they get i to a penis fencing match and the ‘winner” is the snail whose penis thing stabs the other.
“If it works it ain’t stupid” said the guy who didn’t have to shit on his face.
So, turns out I would have been perfectly okay in not knowing this fact for the rest of my life.

The worst/best part is that at some point snails had their anuses placed toward their backside, like most creatures, but evolution said “nah, it’s better if it’s on the front” and here we are.
God really did them snails DIRTY… 🤣💀
I swear I’ve seen Snails pooping from their end.

They shit on themselves? What the hell is this anatomy. God was trolling when he made this.
What a real shithead!!!
a real Shithead
For a second i thought i was in the war thunder memes sub
I expect to see this in peterexplainthejoke any moment now.
foot
This is how you are born your next life… when do shitty things to others. bulling students. Cursing people. theft, saying false, killing animals
Now i understand why the eyes are placed into antennas: because it ain’t seeing shit!
Squids are just as messed up. Their throat goes through their donut shaped brain so eating something too large could cause severe brain damage.
Literaly asshole design.
Bummer.
Water snail
My all time favorite meme
Im wheezing
Salt
I’d also prefer to extend my eyes in that case.
I’d also prefer to extend my eyes in that case.
Fuckin snails shit on their own heads and still get more action than I do.
Shits AND nuts on his own head??? That’s wild. That’s enough Reddit for today
My next post after the very one is about a snail…
https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyAnimals/s/yoBFxmxf2N
r/warthunder gaijin must see this
I have no mouth and I must scream ahh creature.
“foot”
are you sure?
No comment 
A true shithead
May my ex reincarnate into a snail!
Shit head smh