Bro dodged a missile
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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you misspelled boulder. dodged a boulder. and pretty sure that suburban was reaching very close to its cargo weight capacity.
I’m fine with bodily autonomy. You wanna be big that’s your heart attack to handle but when your size becomes detrimental to society. You need gym.
I swear there should be a legal consequence for reaching a certain size for your height and build.
Like, no heslthcare coverage for anything caused by your fat having ass.
Extra charge for cabs because the heavier a vehicle the more it burns to go the same distance.
Higher charge on public transport because guess what! Your fat ass takes up two seats so pay for two seats. Same with planes.
Disgusting obese whale
“You throw another moon at me & im gonna lose it!”
For context of those that missed it, Jabba the Hutt over there sued Lyft, because a driver in a small car canceled her ride and *very politely* suggested Jabba order a “Lyft XL”
She 100% cannot fit in that car and IF it gets to trial, i hope the defense shows just how *HUGE* she is, especially compared to the small car she ordered.
I’m all for body positivity, but that’s for people who are *unable* to change, not lazy, overeating morbidly obese landwhales.
How polite of her to only sue the company, others would have devoured both the driver and the car
I’m hoesly surprised she can still walk whit the amount of pressure on her legs becouse of all that fat
Bro dodged a moab.
I don’t even know how people laze around enough to let themselves get built that way
How do they make pants like that?
Ok, I’m a lazy fatass, I don’t eat the healthiest and I do have an eating disorder, I’m genuinely surprised with just how much people would allow themselves to be so restrict themselves this much than take responsibility to change and have the audacity to complain that they can’t do things they should otherwise be able to do or project blame to other people for their problems than reflecting it upon themselves.
she woulve wrecked the door and the suspension on that camry
You mean he dodged a MOAB.
Loooooow taper fade
How can someone live like that?
what is this elephant doing in a car ?
if she fits, she sits