Bull Yogurt
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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“Babe, why does my cereal taste so salty?”
I always name my steaks typical male names because if I used a female name, it would be a miss steak.
“…named all the cows traditionally girl names.”
> Root
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Jizz diddly this is a good smoothie
I don’t drink milk at all, I grew up with my back garden next to a farm that had cows grazing.
They’re just big dumb dogs that are quite shy about how big they are.
It’s pretty sick what gets done to them at most farms
It’s true tho. I’m a misogynist so I only eat eggs from female chickens
4 years old this tweet is. How did you even come across it OP?
I bet she would drink that bull yogurt out of spite!
They should add cow headshots next – ‘Meet the Dairy Stars’
It’s a satire twitter account
In Hungary We have a solution…
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Butters creamy goo babe ! New drink just dropped
Geezus Roza. You can’t milk bulls Roza. Geezus.
Ever wondered what happens to newborn male goats on a goat farm?
Why is it that the stupidest people are always the same people who have to take completely unrelated things to propagate their bullshit?
Isn’t there supposed to be a murder?
Regardless that she is oblivious to the fact you can’t milk a bull *ehm.*
Is there some feminist notion that they believe misogyny runs deep in consuming animals? If so, what is it?
I asked a swiss farmer , why have you named then lily and Martha ?
He said because I can’t name them Jhon and jacob and milk from their dick.
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I feel like the FDA approved names
Cow names:
Bernard
Robert
Carl
Adrian
Michael
Christopher
Ted
Yeah, that just doesn’t click.
Guess they’re really milking the anti-misogyny message!
I remember names like Bessy or buttercup
I actually love bull yogurt. Who said that
Cumgurt trademark, high in bull protein in stores near you
Finally something to make salty mac and cheese.
Traditional girly names… Root…
Quick! Someone post the bit from Kingpin!
Conveniently forgets that almost all male chickens are murdered at birth.
Hoes are damn thirsty for sperms from within their souls. Its an instinct like wild animals which display their natural behaviors without even being near to their own kind their whole life.
What did they think milk is?
I don’t think marketing ‘Bull-gurt’ would really hit the shelves the same way, but hey, kudos to the branding team for avoiding that disaster.
i mean i wouldnt mind yogurt from a bull
User claims blatant misogyny – forgets how basic physiology works
I would love to know what the deep, deep connection between misogyny and eating animals is.
I cannot find one at all.
Top level stupid.
she might be right, she is the #1 earning dork on twitch after all..
Not sure I’d want milk from a fanny.
Padma gave a hint of curry that leaves you wondering what that special flavor is
I’m sure that lady would suck a bull dry
Yeah, she worded that bad. “Notice they gave them all old traditional names. There is a connection between naming cows and being really old fashioned on names”.
And really, naming someone Fanny, Irma and Myrtle nowadays….
Idk I think Root is a pretty unisex name.. lol
In my country farmers have to come up with names for all the cows on the farm, even if they’re raised for meat. It feels strange to know that the steak you’re eating once had a normal pet name.
Indirectly saying “I’m a vegan *and* an idiot!”
Funnily enough, name the cows traditional male names and the same person would complain lmao
Can we all stop focussing on the not-misogynie of bull yogurt qnd start focussing on how one of the cows is named “root”? Root aint a name! Its not even a cow name… Were dealing with the bloody elon musk of cow owners here