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Wednesday, 26 Mar 2025
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If people still got uber money, it ain’t the bottom.
Pics of the driver or didn’t happen.
Heard my building maintenance guy explaining options to a random in my lobby the other day. Are we really at the bottom?
The attractive blonde girls start driving ubers on the way down, long before the bottom.
Didn’t the RL version of this guy just say this is the beginning of the downturn?
You forgot to say she owns 3 homes with zero down payment at the current premiums of 5k each per month and she makes one third of that expense.
So we went from peak to bottom and back in 3 months?
AI killing OF.
I’m going all in on eggs!
Was the Uber driver delivering a burrito someone bought on a payment plan?
We haven’t begun to scrape bottom yet.
What the fuck is this shit.
I don’t get it, can someone explain like I am five?
Honestly…. Pretty solid DD
😂
Can’t wait to pay for my uber with Klarna or Affirm
This and other new The Big Short meme formats might be on the rise. BUY BUY BUY!
Aren’t strippers (onlyfans girls) buying like 5 houses already?
This is the opposite of when realtors start getting too good looking. That’s when I sell all my real estate holdings and call the top.
Can confirm
This meme touched my soul. My dating prospects have gone through the roof in the last couple of weeks.
Bull trap set
Im waiting until I see a middle aged Korean woman panhandling
This would have maybe worked before but in my friend circle all the girls have an OF
I was born into the roaring 20”s of the 21st century stock bubbles! We love volatility
I got Uber Eats last night and a fairly new Lexus GX460 pulled up 
Once everyone has lost everything you will all be working in giga plants for free. Have fun
How I felt when DoorDash announced payment plans for delivery.
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Plot twist: she has a dic