California Man Fights Fire With Almond Milk 🫡 🇺🇸
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Use absolutely anything and everything you’ve got.
This is just smart. It takes 371 gallons of water to make 1 gallon of almond milk, so think of how potent it has to be!
/s
Respect. This feels like a very California thing to do.
The irony I hope is not lost on the fact that California uses 16% of it’s water on almond trees..
That’s nuts.
One must use what one has
He just fighting with every thing he had.
The California way
Finally, a good use of Almond milk.
Fight with the army you have.
I mean, what have y’all done to fight the fire?
I prefer oat milk, if the store is out, I would have let the house burn.
LA-mond milk 🫡
Perhaps commentary on how much water the farmers take to make that stuff.
I am so glad that whoever wrote the title didn’t say nut juice.
Oh shit, I heard fire hydrants are running dry, I guess taps are too?
TBF almonds are one of the most water intensive crops that grow in California. Those cartons are the equivalent of a tanker drop 😆
California Man and Florida Man are diametrically opposed.
What’s the source of this? Want to check it’s not AI.
I though this a was an A.I. satire image for a brief moment and had a chuckle. Sad, that it’s real.
This is the most California thing I’ve ever seen
Dude needed to soak a large towel in that and use it to beat the brush. I had to do that one time (with water, not almond milk) when my then-husband managed to set the yard on fire.
The brand he is using only have 2% almond milk. He’s screwed.
hollywood
Californians
If they werent using so much water to grow almonds,then they would have enough water to fight the fires
“Each almond takes a gallon or so of water to grow, so this almond milk should be like *water extract*!”
Y’all talking about the water usage of almonds know that cow’s milk uses more water to produce, right? And California both has dairy farms and grows crops to sell to dairy farms elsewhere.
CALIFORNIA MAN FIGHTS FIRE WITH ANYHTING HE CAN
FTFY
The most California thing I’ve seen