Can Trump really not afford a better make-up artist.. I feel I could to a better job.
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Homer’s makeup shotgun could do better. “ Homer, I think you have it set to whore!”
He does it himself. There is no makeup artist. It was all discussed during the election campaign when he was everywhere with horrible splotchy coverage.. He has a couple cans of bronzer on his rider and applies it himself.
I hope Elon decides bronzer or whatever is super cool and awesome and starts doing it as well lol
He looks like his makeup artist hates him.
*me checking musk’s lips for orange smear
…I guess it’s not on his lips…
He always looks like someone fired an apricot mask out of a t-shirt gun onto a ham
the artist can only hold their breath for so long.
Isn’t he the makeup artist? I thought I read that does all of this wacky shit himself.
He dyes his own hair. Applies his own self tanner. Just like a homeless woman with no mirror and found lipstick.
He’s so fucking repulsive.
looks like he has smeared shit on his face in the dark
Are these two married yet
It’s not make up it’s a fake tan lotion. Trump notoriously doesn’t shower but once or so a week so he just applies it over the old layer. Towards the end of the week is when he starts looking like an old 7-11 hotdog.
Who is the butch lesbian by his side?
I think he should rub it off on Elon He has enough for 2 people
He looks like a cartoon character after a bomb explodes in their face
That’s probably the whole point. The tackier he is, the more all the refined people hate him, thus the more the unwashed masses love him. That is why he only has one weakness, and it would be to display any decency or class.
What a shitty smug look
All the makeup in the world can’t cover the ugliness of his soul
He does it himself lol.
It’s his war paint
He slathers it on himself. Prepare for it to get exponentially worse.
I still dont understand what the whole point of the orange thing is. It looks horrible.
I have a feeling indian acid makeup would suit him well
It’s not makeup. It’s ketchup.
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) is a **much** higher-quality and less-cropped version of this image. Seriously, zoom in.
[Here](https://newsroom.ap.org/editorial-photos-videos/detail?itemid=1ee306173ed546a1823bb6c202233951&mediatype=photo) is the source. Per there:
> President-elect Donald Trump listens to Elon Musk as he arrives to watch SpaceX’s mega rocket Starship lift off for a test flight from Starbase in Boca Chica, Texas, Nov. 19, 2024. (Brandon Bell/Pool via AP, File)
He probably can’t stand to look at his own face on a mirror.
Jfc could that man get any uglier
Idk, after the strict diet of soda, McDonald’s, well done steak, swallowing Elon’s or Putin’s dairy, absolutely never exercised besides getting up from the golf cart, no artist on earth can keep his makeup from running from the grease, sweat and deceit
There was a picture of him a few weeks ago without all the bronzer and makeup. His hair was obviously done, but nothing else. And, you know what? He looked fine. He looked just like a normal person his age would look.
He is so vain, though, he’d never accept that, so instead he chooses to look utterly ridiculous.
I’ve always wondered this. Why is he doing this himself? I doubt he ties his own shoelaces; why doesn’t he get someone to spend a couple of minutes evening the colour out?
This is without even touching on the question of why he wants to wear makeup in the first place.
He needs a Dominican make up artist, they will make a face that will stay intact through an 8 hour wedding.
So I read somewhere years ago a maid at Maralardo said all his shirts are stained with the orange makeup. It’s a really old fashioned pancake style makeup from like the 70’s.
Maybe it actually became a brand recognition thing. Wouldn’t surprise me
Just like all his other hires. He only hires the best people. 🙄😂
Turd next to him doesn’t look much better
That chicken looks choked. Ain’t no amount of makeup gonna make any damn bit of difference.
Maybe Elon has started doing it, you know, to save money and all that blah blah blah.
If this was a parody of trump I would say it was over the top
To be fair it’s probably pretty hard to get even coverage when you have a pussy for a neck
It’s the same thing as Boris Johnson’s hair. It’s intentionally shitty as a way to disarm people and make him relatable to people.
It really is something…special. One particularly bad photo looked like he had just smoothed Jiffy peanut butter around on his face.
Just look at that neck labia. It’s breathtaking.
I have a theory. Fixing his hair takes him a long time and perhaps it has been getting harder to do it as he ages. So he only showers if he has the requisite time, hours, to do his whole hairspray and blowdryer routine. In between he just sprays on more stuff and combs. The same goes for his face. He sweats, and sometimes doesn’t wash his face before collapsing in bed at 4 am after a hectic night of Xing. So he just slaps on a little more of that brown stuff in a haphazard manner before a public appearance. In his obvious dysphoria he still sees the ‘young god’ he perceived in the mirror when he was 35.
The problem is he’s gonna swerve you on the payment
