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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Sadly we Canadians relate everything to beavers.
This should have been on “Corner Gas” back in the day.
It took me a solid 30 seconds to figure out they’re talking about crude oil and not some kind of sex oil lesbians use. I was like, “WTF buys sex oil from Saudi Arabia anyway? Is that even a thing?”
lesbian oil $120 per barrel
halal oil $60 per barrel
ah yes… ethical oil
The biggest lies that were sold to me as a teenage boy were that all the lesbians I’d see out in the world would 1) look like this and 2) still be kind of into guys.
I mean, the poster has a point.
Kinda reminds me of an orange juice commercial from a movie.
I’ve always said, we should stop buying oil from our enemies in Saudi Arabia, Russia and Texas.
Cheap oil is hotter to some folks , why use oil if you can buy LUBRICANT?!!!
Love sexualizing women because of their orientation.
So the choice is to die or be sexualized (which may also lead to a painful death).
We shouldn’t sow division when both countries can unite in treating women as objects!
Talk about rainbow capitalist virtue signaling
This is just some dudes Facebook post, it’s not a corporate ad of any kind.
And ironically, Alberta is the most homophobic province in Canada.
I mean, it’s not like there’s a flag next to each pump signifying where the gas came from like french fries at Five Guys.
it’s funny to me how many dudes especially but people overall find lesbians hot but gay dudes evil
But Lesbians don’t usually look like that
🍁🍁🍁🍁😳
This right here is exactly why the rich get richer and the poor get poorer
B…based?
From a province whose next step will be to attack gay rights?
Cool cool cool cool
“In Canada, burning Canadian oil makes the globe HOT! Why are we getting our energy from sources that don’t make our global environment cooler?” .
I’ll be in my bunk.
I’m like 99% sure this picture is so old that I…enjoyed it…like 20 years ago.
Don’t let Diddy see this.
Hey opp, got a link to the source?
I’m sold I need Canadian lubricants
No lies detected
If I was born in Saudi Arabia I’d kill myself. Top three shittiest countries in this world. North Korea > Saudis
Sweet, oil!
Is this real?
Now that’s some good logic right there.
That’s awesome