CEO Jaspar Carmichael-Jack’s ad campaign to “stop hiring humans” and use his AI instead

Corporations will soon be introducing AC (Artificial Customers) to consume their products, because biological humans have no jobs and no money.

Businesses getting all excited about lowering their overhead costs by getting rid of payroll. How surprised are they going to be when their revenues also drop because unemployed people don’t have the money to buy their shitty products/services.

What a clown ass name lmao

[https://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/comments/1hehinw/response_to_the_stop_hiring_humans_advertisements/](https://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/comments/1hehinw/response_to_the_stop_hiring_humans_advertisements/) Now currently smashed (either due to human action or the freak tornado earlier today) 🙂

Does Jaspar need a plumber?

The plus side is if this CEO gets popped the guy can claim he came from the future to stop him

Wow…. Downtown SF, with an ad for replacing human workers, with a down-trodden citizen also in frame.

I think this photo really encapsulates our position in history. Wouldn’t be surprised if this ends up in a history textbook

Very nice photo, OP

…did he use said AI to generate his name

Detroit Become Human graphics are truely great, aren’t they

I haven’t seen AI that can actually do complex tasks without having to be 100% screened and micromanaged for accuracy. I use AI a lot, and it’s good for some stuff, but it’s absolute fucking garbage at whole career responsibilities

AI should replace human CEO’s too in the near future….

This is where the cyberpunk dystopia begins.

Remember that a company can be successful and run forever without a CEO. No company can survive for any length of time without workers.

People who don’t have jobs stop being consumers. businesses with no consumers stop being in business. no businesses mean no need to invest in AI.

Luigi’s brother, Mario looks at the ad….Let’s a go!

He should visit New York sometime. I hear CEOs are popular around there.

Mom and pop shops should be advertised by locals to out compete corporations.

“Artisans” SHOVE A HOT METAL ROD ALLLLLLL THE WAY UP YOUR ASS!!!

Seems we need to call Luigi.

As someone that makes actual physical things, I use the title Artisan. I hope this dies quickly.

Where’s a ‘Luigi’ when you need one.

With the (possibly homeless) woman next to the sign. Photo of the century.

It’s a nonsense thing to say.

Every company that has gone to touch screens and online ordering has lost my business. Not because of some moral issue, I just don’t care for it.

“I’d like double cheeseburger, add bacon please.”

“Would you like anything else?”

“No thank you”

“$39.00 please”

Boom. Done. That’s how you place an order. I do not want to tippy tappy on a screen. I don’t want to scan a QR code. I don’t want to make a video game out of a hamburger.

Instead, if I go to McDonalds with my daughter, she has to work the machine to put the orders in. For fucks sake! I used to work at a QSR POS company. I know everything there is to know about how a POS works and how QSR functions. I know that “Add Cheese” is 200 count cheese, I know that “Add Bacon” is 2 strips at McDonalds and 3 strips at Wendy’s.

I still can’t work their horseshit systems at McDonalds. I shan’t go there ever again unless my kids make me.

Frankly, almost all fast food is useless now. A focus on cutting staff and not producing a good product. It’s a self-collapsing system that no-one wants. From investors, to customers.

Be a good company. Produce a good product. People will buy it. Knock it off with labor being a big deal. It’s not. It’s 30% of cost if you’re doing it right. 30/30/30/10. Those are the rules. Remember, that the payroll costs includes the owner. The 10% is pure profit.

Argue with me if you want. Send me a PnL and a Balance Sheet. Then we’ll argue about how much money you’re losing. Maybe you’re right and I’m wrong. I accept that. Still, I’d like the numbers.

Where would this guy fall on the deck of cards? Maybe a Queen or Jack of clubs?

“*Is this… the point of no return?*”