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Sir Gallahop

A horse? Sir, that’s a horsey.

If it helps, some languages have different words for it.

In Norwegian, we call it «hest» (horse) or «springer» (jumper).

Why is the castle called a rook, but then you can castle with it?

I won a silver medal in chess when I was a kid and played chess for most of my life and I still call it horse tbh

On the other hand, it could be that’s because in my language, the word for horse is 3 syllables while the word for knight is 4 and has terrible sonority

Anyway, horse go neighhhhhhh

Knight-mare for every chess player for sure.

Equine to E5.

Call it a donkey and watch them explode

Whoever you’re playing with wasn’t there when they named it a knight, I can guarantee you that

Pony

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I always just assumed it was a donkey

They have 32 pieces… only 8 have a semi-normal shape… and they called it “knight & rook” instead of “horse & tower”

In my language that piece is, in fact, a horse. I was surprised when I first learned it’s a ‘knight’ in english.

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The knight is colloquially sometimes referred to as a “horse”, which is also the translation of the piece’s name in several languages: Spanish caballo, Italian cavallo, Russian конь, etc. Some languages refer to it as the “jumper”, reflecting the knight’s ability to move over pieces in its path: Polish skoczek, Danish/Norwegian springer, Swedish springare, German Springer, Luxembourgish Sprénger, Slovene skakač. In Sicilian it is called sceccu, a slang term for a donkey, derived from the Arabic sheikh, who during the Islamic period rode from village to village on donkeys collecting taxes.[11]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knight_(chess)

I wonder how many horses have actually been knighted throughout history.

I’m willing to bet the answer is not 0.

That’s what it’s called in Brazilian Portuguese: the horse.

Also, the rook is called the tower, because that’s what it is, goddamnit

Google en passant

I like to cry, “Artax! Stupid horse!” when my horses are removed from the board.

No the fuck we weren’t?

You evidently don’t know many nerds, Sridhar.

We’re *way* more likely to see Fluttershy with “huge tracts of land” as a knight, than to have someone get all in a huff over misnaming the horsey.

And it’s a castle

I call him Dwight

I for one enjoy the name horse

King, Queen, 2 horses, 2 whistles, 2 castles and 8 nipples.

Thank you and good Knight.

Chess players call the knight a horse all the time.

Not sure who you’re talking to. I call it a horsey and I’m 700

I **THREW IT ON THE GROUND**….THAT’S NOT A KNIGHT, THAT’S A **HORSE**!

Indeed, it’s never a dude on the horse, it’s always just a horse

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