Dad bods are winning
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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We also forget that some gays probably like Magic Mike
Why do they talk about girls like one collective hivemind
The original Home Alone made $476.7 million
So are people paedophiles?
Kids and family went to see Shrek vs horny women. Apples to orange comparison, women ain’t looking at Shrek to jump his bones.
I’ve been suprised at how many women have told me that a chiseled body is nice to look at but not what they want in a partner. Anecdotally seems like a mid range chubster with hidden *I can actually move that couch solo* strength is the true settle but your secretly into it move.
Self care/grooming is a hard second on the hot or not spectrum as well no matter what your body type is.
Yes shrek movie was all about dad bods. This makes sense. My 9 year old boy is into dad bods. That’s why he wanted to watch shrek. Obviously.
The Full Monty (1997) grossed 287 million, that’s 521 million adjusted for inflation. Take that Twitter lady.
I liked The Full Monty myself…
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i rlly like my bfs muscular body
It’s not shrek they think about 🫏
Reddit try to understand a joke challenge: Impossible
Is he saying women saw shrek because they want to boink a big green ogre, because I thought I was the only one.
I mean I think absolute smokeshow baddies are hot but I also like short girls with no boobs or girls with just a little bit of chub, and that’s ignoring the huge spectrum of body types I don’t really have an issue with
Girls like hot bodies but they like money more, as money buys hot bodies.
~The End~
Damn I remember thinking they all looked super swole when I was young lol
Whoever watched shrek for “the bod”… get help…
Bad bot
Shrek is next level beastiality.
I had a woman I was talking to from a dating app. She gave me her phone number, and I was trying to setup a date. She kept stringing me along for 2 weeks, until it got around valentines week. Then she told me she was going to the movie theater to watch magic mike 3 by herself. She couldn’t find time to want to have a date with me. Single people just want to live in their fantasies. You’re either someone’s fantasy or you’re not. To be clear I went on 18 first dates over a 1.5 year period, so I wasn’t unsuccessful, nor successful. But I had enough interactions with single people that painted a very clear picture of how most single people are these days.
I never want to hear about “dad bod” from a redditor who has never touched a barbell.
CONTEXT.
Shrek is a family film.
Magic mike was written with the intent of thirst trapping.
The original comment is right and for some weird ass reason we must NEVER make that common knowledge.
Dude, Magic Mike’s body standards are more attainable than Shrek’s.
r/repostsleuthbot
cause we all watch shrek to see how hot the ogre is
I’m a straight dude and I thought the MM movies were fun.
Gals like ‘em both. How about that?
I think you misspelled, girls like dad jokes, not dad bodes.
If you were to generalize, I think women want someone intelligent, funny, fun/playful, protective, personable, courageous, and confident/assertive who can provide, persevere, and be a good parent …. and who isn’t going to be cheating on them. Relatively attractive is all that is needed.
Half the audience watching were gay dudes. 😂
shrek is more believable than magic mike
Then again, Gabiriel Iglesias aka Fluffy was in it, IDK…
Checkmate
Don’t forget about Kung Fu Panda and the magical Jack Black.
Incels and not understanding people.
People go see Magic Mike because they are attracted to men, meanwhile Shrek is for everyone.
His lats look really weird
Are they though? Shrek is considered a family movie.
Not that I would agree with either’s logic because this is dumb. Preference varies person to person.
And had more sequels!