Damn son why can’t you even get an A

Story of my life. A- is for “Almost good enough, but not quite there, try harder next time, and also why is your cousin’s kid already in Harvard? Go apologize to your ancestors.” *immediately starts practicing piano for 12 hours to redeem myself*

Poor asian person with a -A, shouldve copied cousins blueprint

Even though my mom claims she isn’t even slightly asian, I still think she’s at least 25% asian

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