Do I hear the sound of butting in? It must be little JD Vance, America’s answer to a question NO ONE ASKED!

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Zelenskyy: “You ugly, hate-filled man!”

Trump: “Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I… um…. What was the third thing you said?”

JD Vance: I LOVE PETER THIEL AND WHEN I GROW UP I WANNA MARRY HIM!

I swear this sub is the only thing keeping me sane with how much of a circus politics is right now

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JD I wouldn’t do that. That’s a load bearing couch.

Now *this* is absolute shitposting, chef’s kiss

Sigh, I don’t even have the heart to really even shitpost today considering how awful this is.

Well, I’ll give it a shot. “Donald Trump, you will die a terrible, terrible death!” “WHAT?!” “Oh, sorry, that was for our last caller. JD Vance, you will die a terrible, terrible death!”

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I knew there was a reason I held onto this one

JD Vance needs to shut the fuck up when grown folks be talking.

Zelensky: Donald Trump, ***you are the worst human being I’ve ever met.***

Trump: Hey, I got off pretty easy!

Couch fucker just cost America half a trillion dollars worth of minerals. Oopsie

To Rubio: “and as for you, I don’t know you, but I’m sure you’re a jerk!!!”

Non-voting liberals: “Hey we need to have calm discourse!”

“okay, duuuuuuuuuuuuude. Don’t have a cow maaaaan. Here’s a phrase you’ll need to know for the new global order: NOTHING HAPPENED IN 1989!”

There’s only one room that has jd vance, but it has too much jd vance

Donny doesn’t believe in insurance, he considers it a form of gambling with World War III.

Look at Vance’s stupid cry baby face.

To be fairs. It’s hard to talk when his mouth is full
Of putin’s cm.

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Amazing.

I knew someone on here would do something amazing, I just didn’t know how amazing it would be. Bravo 👏

Someone send this to him via x

Let’s see how fast it gets taken down

Couch fuckers need the most attention

Hey I may be orange and fascist… what was the third thing you said!?

JD Vance/Trump: Have you thanked us once for the weapons that we’ve stopped shipping to you?

JD needs more eyeliner so maybe people will take him more seriously.

“Donald, you are the worst human being I have ever met.”

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