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Did you really believe that he was gonna lower the prices ???
Priorities: saving America from the tyranny of soggy straws.
Eggs are over $10/dozen st Fred Meyers in Washington. Lol
Please don’t call him sir.
Probably should have voted for someone that views the presidency as a job, then.
Translation: you are all idiots. Here is an executive order that says to do something that has nothing to do with anything but useless culture wars and I can’t even control anyway.
bad idea to vote for psychopaths
I hate the excuse of a man probably more than the next guy, but surely this is r/comedyheaven or r/LeopardsAteMyFace heck r/economicsmemes, no? I don’t see how this is a clever comeback.
I must say the initial paper straws a couple years ago were flawed and would break and get soggy. But in Australia we seemed to have found better quality/thicker paper straws and they work great.
He can’t. That’s why he is bringing plastic straws back and calling it the Gulf of America. 😞
It’s almost as if… get ready for this… he lied about lower prices in his campaign! Can you believe that?
I cannot scrounge up a single ounce of sympathy for anyone who bought into his bullshit and now feels duped. He told us, over and over in plain words, what he was actually going to do… and now he’s doing it.
And don’t forget he was gonna end the Ukraine war within 24 hrs🙄
Oh no the man who is known for lying, lied to you? Shocking.
The dildo of consequence often arrives un-lubed…..
It’s going to be truly hilarious when there is no food at all because all the workers have been detained or fled the country and people will be fighting over scraps like dogs.
He believed in the lower price fairy. How adorable. All that happens from now on is on voters like this.
Dummies finally realizing they arent as smart as they thought they were.
“I voted for Trump for one vague campaign promise that was reasonable. I never expected him to do the thousand unreasonable but explicitly defined things that were the primary content of his campaign!”
“I never expected the Leopards to eat my face!” energy.
The store I went to was out of egg…so price is down to $0/nothing
I did find a penny on sidewalk, but the Trump canceled that too.
Oh honey…he doesn’t care *why* you voted for him, just that you did
Ignorant US electorate.
So are paper straws being outlawed? LMAO. Who fucking cares enough to outlaw paper straws? You can still buy plastic straws anywhere.
Using executive orders like he’s a king and they are decrees for the kingdom. Executive orders only apply to the federal agencies, nobody else has to abide by them and there is no punishment for not doing it. Using executive orders for things that federal agencies can’t actually carry out is just stupid.
Does anyone know whether there even is such a mandate? He just makes so much shit up, I can never tell.
Oh no the liar and convicted felon lied to the people who voted for him.
I was unaware that America’s most pressing issue was paper straws.
After the Hitler salute I’m convinced yalls contry is under control of the nazi regime.
Fella was convinced he belonged in the club. Sorry you were fooled….. again.