Donald Trump’s learns about stock market collapse
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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I bet him and his family will have been shorting it since January
Soon they’ll flip all their positions, and he’ll change tack
Don’t worry tho it’s all Bidens fault for the next 4 years. /s
Didn’t the oligarchs donated millions to Trump, just to lose billions from the stock market right now?
That’s one droopy neckgina.
All for show. The most corrupt PedOTUS in the history of US who scams his own citizens with crypto, has people working round the clock to buy cheap stocks and profit from it when he leaves the office.
I wish Dennis Hopper were alive to play this guy in a movie
That or he might have pooped a little. My nephew used to have this same look of shame when he used to hide behind couches to shit his nappy.
But the market is very very very far from a “collapse “!!!!!!!
He said if the stock market goes down 1000 pts in 2 days, the president should be impeached immediately. So why hasn’t he been pushing for it since it just happened? Oh that’s right…
Being annexed by Russia didn’t seem to have much of an effect on the US populace, lets see if having living standards like proper Russians will make them wake up a bit.
Just tariff the stock market!
Problem solved.
He will sign an Executive order to ban all short trades..
Look I can’t stand this idiot, and I’m sure his terrible economic plan of routinely announcing tariffs before backing out at the last second, rather than actually trying to fix internal issues leading to inflation, will have negative effects on the economy, but isn’t this just a straight up lie? I’ve checked every indicator for the stock market and… well. No collapse.
I get that you wanna see this guy eat his mistakes, I really do, but making shit up is kind of pathetic. It gives the other side ammo. I’m sure the economy will suffer eventually, I know it has a little bit already, and it will continue to do so. I think anyone who bought into his promises that he would fix the economy and inflation overnight are complete fools. The man obviously doesn’t know how to do that. I think people conflated “business man” with “economist,” and that just isn’t the same thing. A man like Trump knows how to use the system to gain immense personal wealth, not help the overall health of an economy. He’s a liar and a con man who used fear and false promises to cheat people. Why lie in return? Who does this help?
The stock market collapsed?
Edit: I also just realized how bad the title is LMAO. I think Donald Trump is a terrible person, but the Democrats should get better bots if you’re gonna use this strategy.
Fake news. He doesn’t care.
Oh I doubt it.
He’s not capable of learning.
Stock market didn’t collapse. Where do you get this stuff OP? It’s super easy to check Yahoo! Finance to see this headline is dishonest. If that’s too hard, check T212 or something.
OP’s learns about proofreading titles.
I’ve heard of double chins, I’ve never heard of double eyelids
What stock market collapse?
Looks like he’s loading up his diaper in that shot.
So much Winning
It’s all deliberate. It’s NOT stupidity. They must first completely destroy the old regime before they can create a new one. Crashing your economy, collapsing the stock market, and undermining long-term trust in US companies *IS* the plan. Trump isn’t smart, but the shady people in the background sure seem to be because they’ve got most of you dancing to their tune without you even realising it.
He is a BAD BUSINESSMAN! When are people going to get it?
Good businessmen don’t create chaos! They like making money when they are sleeping.
When they learn their lessons when they get emotional and it burns them. So, they avoid it.
Donald Trump is a Bad businessman.
He will just lie that his economy is the strongest and the Stockmarket is great and all his MAGA cultist will slurp up all the lies… While sticking it to the woke left.
“Learns”
He’s in on it.
Remember guys, insider trading is wrong. Unless you’re the one manipulating the market, or are a big company doing it.
Face you make when you use AI to get the job and then realize you have to actually know what the fuck you’re doing…
And promptly blamed obama.
Traitor