dong armor GOOD boob armor BAD

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But why are they erect?

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Everyone knows the best armor for girls is chainmail bikinis, duh!

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hmmm..

It’s undeniable that fashion and beauty trends of the time impacted the design of expensive armour especially. As it was very much a statement piece that had to remain practical.

So in a fantasy setting with armour, if women are fighting regularly and the beauty standards of the time line up with it boob armour is 100% plausible.

If you are just talking about what actually existed historically well… Yeah there’s no point going on here

I guess historical accuracy goes out the window when it comes to… certain areas.

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