Double life
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Reminds me of the Irish guy who made a recording of him shouting about how he wasn’t dead and someone needed to open the coffin as a prank for his own funeral.
I’m a big guy with a black suit. I’d show up for this 100% for sure. No questions asked.
Hi I am not sure what’s going on with my account how do I stop this
I’ll take things that never happened for $2000, Alex.
Yeah that happened…
If I died before age 60 I’d do the same.
I’ll do that too
This is so old, people used to post this on Tumblr a lot like ten years ago saying they want to hire a bunch of guys to show up to their funeral wearing suits and dark glasses, watch from afar, and then leave without speaking to anyone so it would look like the deceased had a double life as a spy or secret agent.
A variant on this lie has been told so many times.
r/lies
r/madlad
I remember this, it was brilliant. The most liked fess ever at one point
to this day haven’t told anyone the truth.
Duh, he died
I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $500 Alex
awesome idea, also dont think it would be that expensive, especially as bank manager ^^
i ll take the 2000$ for that ,Alex 😉
My friends will two truths and lie at my funeral not telling my family. I mean outrageous lies.
That’s pretty cool
This is a Nick Swardson joke, reworked. I saw him open for Mitch Hedberg about 20 years ago and this setup was legitimately the only joke I remember from his set.
“Did Nick know John Stamos?”
The real ruse was making everyone believe those were actors.
Some 14 year old wrote this after reading it from another tweet.
Things that never happened – part 5367468865.
Ok, see, now I want this.
I always appreciate someone who also has edgelord tendencies.
sure
well.. as of mar 7 2021 you have told someone the truth.
people are gunna add the pieces together
Courtage?
Quality lie
Legend
OK Rebecca, this totally happened…
Feel like I’m having a stroke trying to read this
This is absolutely beautiful, I frigging love it