Drive Thru Confession Pandemic Era. Philippines

Drive Thru Forgiveness!

“Father for I have sinned it has been 10 miles since my last confession. I sometimes; speed over the limit; buy cheap gas; don’t change my oil as recommended; use my cell phone while driving; eat while driving; put makeup on while driving; drive under influence of medicine; don’t stop 3 seconds at a stop sign; speed up on yellow lights; slam on my brakes for no reason; don’t use my blinkers when turning; don’t turn off high beams at night; music turned up beyond sound barrier; put a loud muffler on my POS car; flip off police officers parked by roads; kidnap hitchhikers and drive thru confession booths to clean my soul.”

Priest: “10 Hail Marys and 4 All Fathers child.”