Efficiency of Highest Order
Friday, 21 Mar 2025
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Dildos for Venus ia the best plan ever
It’s like hiring the mob to take out the mob and then being surprised the mob does the same thing the mob did but now they’re more blatant because *you* hired them so now they can do whatever the fuck they want.
A month later: “We learned that this was a vital contract and now a judge is ordering us to put everything back. Oh, well, we’ll just bill the taxpayer for the damages.”
Is he insane? The horny seagull of Venus 6 will now go out of control. Those dildos were the only thing preventing planetary war.
DOGE skeptics: This seems questionable. Source?
DOGE fans: Wow, libs support dildos for seagulls in Venus. Really makes you wonder.
Am I the only one who sees douche every time I see doge?
What about the people that make these seagull dildos
Which is still far less than it will cost to send one dildo to Mars.
As long as the star link is used for sending the communication of cancellation to Venus, everything should be fine.
yup. what they were doing with the money they stole from you and from the future generations is truly unbelievable
Praise be
Those poor seagulls tho…
Condoms for Afghanistan is funny af.
As the current administration and it’s president will soon find out, the dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed.
Dildos for Venus is my new band name 🎸🥁🎶🎤
Reddit disinformation threads go brrrrr.
“No, we’re not corrupt! We didn’t waste any money on silly programs for kickbacks it’s all made up! No, don’t look up receipts! It’s fake! Everyone point and laugh at anyone who believes it. They’re Nazi’s, actually, punch them, vandalize their property with swastikas, burn their cars. No that’s not terrorism they’re the terrorists!”
That’s the point, it’s not true. It was corrupt politicians funneling money to themselves.
Prove anything he cut was a lie