Elon doesn’t have the cards
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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He better be in a nice suit too
No coming back from this. Might as well wrap it up here and now Elonia.
Winner
WHY DOESNT HE WEAR A SUIT??!
Elon should let his share holders vote for a new president.
You can end this right now Elon. Why did you invade that hackers computer first? Why don’t you wear a suit?
True
Don’t forget about selecting a new CEO.
Plus half his resources.
Who’d want half of that shit heap?
Well this is a clever comeback. Nice!
[Elon hacked the election results](https://electiontruthalliance.org/clark-county%2C-nv) and he wants to [crash the economy](https://www.yahoo.com/news/elon-musk-says-trump-wins-173417907.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAK1k0TEbbL1PzV0FYRtbOcEsaZBEzkP5vVKirieg-7ET3rOnj-BhUo1H9T5NMN-ABLqqy9YqyG4O0q3j-e5Yl9e4ct1nJLfGcn8o6BXqDAIOS_6atnJLmGgEF8pEeWuPZfX_khYTmykxbx3lH4riHROYyDKib5bBgPijg8rLVsNg ) and [stay out of prison.](https://nypost.com/2024/10/07/us-news/elon-musk-suggests-hell-be-thrown-in-prison-if-harris-beats-trump-if-he-loses-im-fed/) he’s been fucking with Starlink in Ukraine giving away positions when they use it. He’s either a Russian asset or is just acting exactly like one for no reason.
He best ensure he’s wearing the proper attire as well.
Wow!
Oh wow. This is towering in its magnificence. Holy shit.
But he’ll have to wear a suit to the mtg
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 masterful!
Check mate felon musk!
Does Elon have a green card? I mean, how legal is he because I know he’s from South Africa and was not born here.
He never thanked them for all the times they did not attack him, so he pretty much asked for it.
While wearing a suit & tie
I think it’s a fair deal. Elon doesn’t have the card, Ukraine does. They need to work out a deal, I don’t want world war 3.
“Did you even say thank you?!”
My money is on some of the federal IT workers he fired.
Buddy doesn’t have the brains, he just has money.
And Twitter is really lead by a Nazi to boot. (Russia’s reason for attack was de-nazification)