Elon Musk mesmerised by a knife and fork whilst attending an event with Trump

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“They call them fingers, but I never see them fing”

~ Otto from the Simpsons

This dude seems to be high all the time.

He is high as a kite, again…

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He’s always deliberately trying to portray himself as this High-functioning autistic person, to fulfill this idea of a genius he has of himself. In reality he’s just a weird, lonely, insecure dude.

the video is so sad. hes just sitting there doing a childhood dinner trick while waiting for someone to notice how “cool” it was. next hes gonna do the hang the spoon off your nose trick lol. this is the shit i did when my parents dragged me to dinner parties as a kid

Money also canโ€™t hid that stupid pic of him in the studded leather jacket that gets reposted every few months

this photo is cropped but in other versions the president is sitting in the chair next to him talking to someone. i find that makes elon playing with silverware even stranger…

he’s high AF.

Man, it may be too early for this, but is anybody else hoping for the Matthew Perry ketamine batch to fall into Elon Muskโ€™s lap?

Who was the girl next to him, swaying back and forth?

Ketamine does this.

High as fuck

Tell me you’re high without telling me you’re high

So impressive to see a drug addict safely at the helm of our federal government ! We waited a lifetime for this ! /s

People are saying he balanced them better than heโ€™s ever balanced stealing companies and begging for government contracts at the expense of us.

The video is so much better.

Screen shots of videos shouldnโ€™t be allowed.

CIA needs to โ€œHoward Hughesโ€ this cat asap.ย 

Looks like the shit my kids do to entertain themselves at boring family dinners.

He’s down the K-hole.

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His must have left his fidget spinners home

He could literally be doing anything he wants to in this life – even including going to space, but heโ€™s choosing to spend all his time with Trump. Talk about cursed life lol.

Stupid pet tricks.

Someone needs to call his mother. She needs to come get him and take him home.

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He thinks others are impressed with what he is doing

Heโ€™s in a k hole

He’s trying to make people think he’s having deep, intellectual thoughts, by doing something totally different from everyone else.

The only thought this sad sack is having is, ‘how can I get everyone in this rooom to pay attention to me’.

I believe it was his trans daughter who posted this on Twitter and called him a man child lol

I have ADhD Inattentive, Iโ€™ve done that.

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