Elon the Trustworthy
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Elon calling Goldman a moron is about as much projection as humanly possible.
Don’t need be to download data when you have a back door and can access it whenever you please.
The use of “don’t” instead of “didn’t” is doing a lot of work here. Fuck Musk.
Love when the guy that bought and paid for a president calls the person they don’t buy and pay for corrupt.
Joke’s on you. He’d lie under oath.
Ultimately what can the court do? It’s a Federal statue so if he doesn’t comply, Trump can just pardon him.
Welcome to America without guardrails.
He doesn’t have any data? Then where did it go??????
That is the thing Elon. Go into court, say under oath that you agree to go to jail at that moment if you lie that you do not have or retained data in any way. That doesn’t include the actual issue of them modifying code to put in possible backdoors OR the issue of them seeing sensitive information.
Until you do, people will not believe you.
Because you did the one thing an audit never should do, keep things secret about how they do them. Literally causes fear and panic.
Narrator: Don’t worry, ladies and gents. The DOGE Boys are on the case.
*a cybertruck painted like the Robert E. Lee drives out of the third floor of the Department of Energy with our protagonists waving around a briefcase with a severed arm attached, hooting and hollering, and the vehicle crumples like a soda can upon impact*
Narrator: Well, ain’t that just like ’em.
What good is telling this under oath. Oaths mean less than nothing to Trump and Musk. Trump lies on the witness stand under oath. He’s taken two oaths to uphold the constitution and he’s failed that miserably. And don’t even get me started on his marriage vows…
Man you know when you lose someone you love or a dog you deeply love and you’re never sure you’ll be able to love again trump and musk have really just cemented the opposite of love to be true
You know he’s never going to comply. Even if he says he does, with the holdings he has he can hide that data away any number of places until he can sell it to China and Russia, assuming he hasn’t done so already.
He already sold it. He bleeping already sold the data to North Korea, Iran, Russia, China, India, and any other high bidder.
TariffTeslaOutOfExistence
There’s no such thing as an oath for some people.
America is a “Zero Consequences” country for rich people who break the law.
It takes 50 years to bring charges and then 50 years to win a case and then 50 years of appeals and then 50 years before you don’t get to toss them in jail or even get them to pay a fine.
America.
Fuck Musk
It’s wild to think that Elon wouldn’t lie under oath
Do you think he gives a fuck about the law? He literally has access to $6 Trillion and nuclear secrets.
Goldman has a point, but I don’t understand why he still posts on Twitter. He might as well post on Stormfront and argue the finer points of diversity hiring—same energy, just with worse grammar.
You don’t need a copy when you put in a backdoor for access at any time.
This shit is ridiculous, can’t believe it’s happening
What the fuck does “under oath” even matter anymore?
President Elon Melonhead is lying. They have it.
He’ll lie under oath I guarantee it
Maybe it would be a good idea for Elon to explain exactly what it is he and his team were doing by accessing the treasury without authorization to do so, then?
If you don’t want people accusing you of doing something wrong but you’ve already overstepped, illegally at that- then doesn’t that warrant an explanation?
Also, calling someone else corrupt when you clearly don’t have the legal authority to do things but act above the law anyways is exactly the cherry on top kind of gaslighting we’re really coming to expect from them.
Not having the capacity to be transparent naturally leads to suspicion.
Seize the DOGE kids’ laptops
Oath doesn’t matter. Elon will lie right through his teeth.
Anyone who dares question Nepo King Musk is “corrupt”, apparently.
To me Musk’s action and involvement is the single best example there is currently. He apparently even gets to decide if he has his own conflicts of interest.
So…. We’re going to get rid of social security numbers and do something less stupid after this, right? And that less stupid thing isn’t going to be gmail, right?
How does someone with the emotional intelligence of a 10 year old become the richest person on Earth
Resources of a god, temperament of a 13 year old.
Musk wrote *on* shitX *on* Monday that 18F, the digital consulting team who developed the *IRS* Direct File *system*, had been deleted.
How do we know they didn’t alter finicky tax codes that affect his posse’s richness. They all have all these unconnected businesses to money launder through, so I can only see them benefiting themselves in this whole thing. Tweak this here and move that there and bury it.
No way to figure out every key stroke that may have done irreparable damage to the system.
Damn that was legit a shut down response lol
What an apocalyptic dingleberry.
He’s got nothing he’s not supposed to have.
Just like Trump didn’t have a fucking BATHROOM full of top secret information in Mar A Lago….
I’m surprised the media doesn’t normalize the exodus to Bluesky since it’s not a Nazi mouthpiece like twitter
The nerve he has
Good burn