Elon White House…
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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President Musk now in control. But eggs…
Are the poor, stupid and inbred folks who voted for this guy ever gonna realize their mistake? Are they gonna plug their ears and get busy with their cousin? This shit is so fucking bad, it’s not even funny. Billionaires carving up the country and Trump voters are laughing while they get fucked.
I cannot wait until the first time he summons Trump to his office. L O L.
Well duh! It’s called the Oval Office and it’s where the President works! Where’s First Lady Donald going to be set up at?
Daily reminder that billionaires are not good people.
I bet there will be pic of Musk sitting in the oval office pretending to be president before the end of January.
Luigi has shown us the way
MAGA Cult is fine with it.
Whitehouse staff have been instructed to install a “Glory Hole” between the two offices. Trump’s side has a Diet Coke only drink holder and built in knee pads.
Well duh. Who else is going to work in the oval office… Trump??
This is what happens when the elected president knows he’s dumb as fuck.
We got the stupid oligarchs 🤷♂️
I really think both Elon and the GOP are playing a dangerous game here. Trump’s voter base isn’t going to be happy about Elon taking over the presidency. I wouldn’t be putting myself in that position if I were a politician or an oligarch, lmao.
They think they’ve got control of the tiger just because they’ve got a hold of its tail.
America is the Truman show, and the director decided to change the direction. We’re satire now
Office Space. In the White House. I am more than half sure there is some kind of law against this.
Elon Musk who has direct contact with Russia! That guy ?
Canada 🇨🇦, wishes the old lady living down the lane , good fucking luck .
Bannon said he was going to stop Elon. Time to invest in popcorn futures.
Would love to know how much he paid to make that happen. How’s that even legal man… we’re cooked.
Revolution is all we have left
It’s hard to believe how blatant they are with this. At least the politicians of the past pretended like they weren’t fucking us every chance that they get and flaunting their wealth.
This isn’t good for anyone
He’ll take the Oval Office, and Trump will continue to replay his old tired course at Mar-A-Pântano instead of his dictatorial duties
Gazprom CEO: I can have office in Kremlin as well now Mr Putin, da?
Putin: LOL no fuck off.
Why wouldn’t he have an office? He paid good money to be the president
Only if we let them
Where is the deep state when you need it?
In Russia the oligarchs are beholden to the tyrant, here its the other way around
So Trump wants to stay at Mar-a-lago, and Musk is going to be at the White House? Not beating those “president Musk allegations
Seriously though can someone please bring back the MIC and the Pentagon and the Illuminati.
Kinda miss the behind the scenes stuff. Was more contained, we didn’t need to get so depressed, it was somehow more dignified too.
Now it is Trumps and Tech Bro manchildren and they just publicly do whatever the fuck they want with no consequences whatsoever, the agenda is just as bad and this way of doing it is way more grim and infuriating and stupifying for us normals.
JHFC.
Putin is scared of anyone else with an ounce of power. Wonder how long til paranoia sets in from Trump. Odds are they’re going to turn on each other sooner or later.
I didn’t know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective…
Guess kneepads under a desk is classified as an office now.
Something something unelected bureaucrats
Cooked with rolling blackouts and runaway inflation.
I’m American and wish this was a bad nightmare to wake up from. But it’s real. And when trump gets sworn in next week the real pain for American people will begin. I just hope those who voted for him can see the error of their ways rather than doubling down on stupidity and hoping he is doing what is right. He won’t. He will do what is right for him only. I’m proud to say I voted against trump every time but we’ve still ended up here
Elmo needs somewhere private for Dumpster-fire Donnie to tongue wash his balls and taint.