Elon’s Growing Legacy
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Maybe he just jacked it in a cup thirteen times.
He doesn’t even have aex with his baby mamas. He has his kids through IVF.
It gets much weirder when you realize that most of these were through IVF, some with women he hired
He didn’t. Nearly all of his kids are from IVF.
Remember when infidelity precluded you from public office. Like if you can’t 1. Keep a vow to your spouse, or 2. Keep it quiet, then you couldn’t be trusted in public office.
I heard Elon has a weird wang. Something about a botched implant. 🤣
And each and every one of them will hate him with the fury of a thousand suns.
All IVF…doubt he has a penis
His penis doesn’t even work. It’s all ivf
The way it’s written makes it look like they mean Ashley is one of the children
That’s why he’s god to the incel crowd. He’s rich enough to pay for sex 13 times.
He filled a turkey baster 13 times.
I bet he sounds like a dial-up modem when he climaxes.
Ewwwww. IVF must be the answer because no one would ever! I mean come on 🤮
He has a set of twins and triplets I believe. So less.
I wonder what the price tag was for that entire ordeal.
All of them are done by IVF because he has control over the process
So trashy
I mean she is kind of hot but unfortunately really dumb.
With humans!
Ehhhhh…we sure about that?
gross
You’re telling me the king of incels gets more women than I do?!
gross, he isn’t even intelligent or superior in any way, and trying to populate the earth because he thinks the world needs more of his genes.
At least 13 times, apparently…
More shocking is the possibility that a woman said yes twice
He just wants another human shield because X has been working overtime since the election
All IVF. Elons botched penis implant means he can’t dip his wick straight. Poor guy.
nick cannon > elon musk
He just laid on his back and the women got to pretend they were mermaids riding a beluga whale
Why are people so shocked? 53% of white women voted for trump. It’s not that hard for him to find one.
I bet he does it to the rhythm of Cbat