F23, do your worst and let’s see
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Laziest tits I’ve ever seen
23 and those tits look like they’ve been milked by an entire village
Without fail, one can motor boat this chick and eat her out at the same time.
This woman thought she found a lump in her breast.. turned out to be her knee
Do you order your bras in 38 long?
Areola Grande
You put the “na” in Latina.
Tits look like a spaniel’s ears.
Flip them over your shoulders to wash?
Face, 23, chest? 43.
Fuck isaac newton for inventing gravity now this poor woman has the saggiest of saggy tits
No one subscribed to your free OF huh?
You’re the human equivalent of Miami.
Shawty got mud flap titties with pancake nipples
I don’t know what’s lazier … your tits or your tattoo artist
The only thing less appealing than your tits is the fact your bush starts up at your belly button.
Even your own tits look like they are trying to leave… just like your dad did.
Rapunzel could throw her hair to reach the bottom of the tower you can surely do that with the tits
🎶 do your tits hang low, do they wabble to the floor, can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow 🎶
OnlyFlans
Do you use a ladle to pour those pancake tiddies into your bra? Assuming you own a bra?
The Wish Mia Khalifa (And it defected piece that is not for display)
This guy genuinely decided to tape pancakes to his chest
I’m not sure who has a higher body count, you or hurricane Katrina.
If you ever feel a pain in your chest and think you may be having a heart attack, don’t worry, it’s probably just you stepping on your tit again.
Your eyes say crazy, but your mouth and body also say crazy.
Slipper tits 🥿
Pocahotmess
Your bra provides as much support as your dad.
OP walks into a bar, and the bartender says “Hey, why the long tits?”
You carry Horchata flavored condoms at all times.
Those tits look aerodynamic
You got elongated titties and why are you photoshopping that other pic you posted…. These are two different sets of titties….
Do they at least look at you when you talk to them?
Like you had 0 idea about what they would say.
Why do people do this to themselves
You look like a hustler for sure, daytime selling taco’s out of your mini van. Night-time doubling as a brothel on wheels, selling you dirty p*ssy out of the mini van.
They will hit the ground by time your 30.
About time you show up with my flap jacks
Do your tits hang low?
Do they wobble to the floor?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Do. Your. Tits. Hang. Low? (Repeat)
Unstable do not touch.