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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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I prefer the earlier models of the Zuckerberg, the latest one tries too hard. The original had more of an android vibe, which, in my opinion, is what you want if you’re buying an android. I don’t want mine to look like it smokes hash, and goes around saying Namaste.
dude trying so hard to be human
Don’t insult Dot Matrix like that!
He’s gone from suck to blow!
He is trying so hard to be a real boy
“Oh shit. There goes the planet. “
You idiots! These aren’t them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles! Search the area…. Find them! Findddddd them!
Zuckerberg look reflects Facebook’s user base.
When it started college students used it and he looked like a college student.
Now middle aged Moms use it.
Funny, he DOES look Druish
“Faceballs” XD
No hairdo looks good on this guy.
His face is just soooooooo punchable.
With the assistance of AI, we can match his voice to that of Joan Rivers.
Everything about this is perfect.
Bravo good sir.. 👏
Y’all 🤣
That’s gold Jerry
I think Rogan is a great interviewer. He somehow manages to select, with like 99% accuracy, people that the entire world would be better off without. It’s like Jim Cramer giving investment advice – it truly takes an idiot savant to be that consistently wrong.
😂
Dot is smarter
Mark Zuckerberg gave a heartfelt account of what it was like receiving his rat penis transplant. So brave.
Rocking that broccoli hair while acting like he doesn’t know what FB has been up to
RIP Zuckerberg, of all the tech bros, you were certainly one of them.
This is the second android he has been compared to. Coincidence? I think not! 🤖
He is a fool
there is so much to dislike about this man. this is his best look to date, and that is not saying much. dont get all ad hominem on an evil person where there is so much to call him out on
Why use the word balls? Neither Dot nore Suckerberg have them.
Droid has better fact checking than the clown on the left
Zuck looks like every preppy Chad high schooler from 1999…
Dude took 1 look at those broccoli headed kids on tiktok and said “you know what, that’s the look for me”
Dot Matrix is more human than him lmao
Eighth grade female gym coach vibes
Fuck you, Joe.
The picture is meh, but the Faceballs title is spot on.
“Or the other way around” lmao
Can we tawk
He looks like an average British teenager
🦎 he will always be
[He wants to look like Nero]
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Yo that’s Nero.