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An average of of 1 sub per minute
Impressive
I’ll join the fight pro bono
That’s actually impressive speed. Under 2 hours means less than 2 minutes per sandwich.
It takes me on average five minutes to make a sandwich, the fact that this employee was able to do roughly a sandwich a minute is fucking nuts, especially because you just fucking know this customer has specific instructions they kept changing.
This is why everyone should be required to work a retail and/or food service job for a full year starting in September and going through the next September.
every so often at Starbucks someone would try to order multiple travelers (the spigot boxes of coffee) through the drive thru during the morning rush and act like I had shot their dog when I told them to come inside
So, they made a sub per minute and that took too long? 0 common sense but we’re going to let this idiot vote every 2-4 years.
I found the customer I would fight for 2025 already. I work in a copy shop, this guy came in at 5 till closing and said he needed to print something.
He needed to email it to me from his phone. He didn’t know how. So I grabbed his phone, forward the file to my work email then hand it back.
I look in my email and it’s his new fishing license. WTF? It’s almost 7pm on a Sunday night, why? Just why?
So I hit print, and it had been a while since the last time I used our press, it was in power save mode, it took about 3 minutes to actually print. So it’s now exactly close time. I slide it across the counter and say, “This is free, we’re closed.”
“Oh, I need it laminated.”
Fuck. The laminator is also off. That takes 5 minutes to heat up.
Ok, please have a seat.
I go and trim the card so it will fit into a business card pouch. We both sit there for 5 minutes waiting. Then I laminate it and immediately open up my cash register. I charge him our email print fee, the black and white copy fee, our cut fee, and the lamination.
The total came to almost $7.
“I thought it was free?”
“It was free, but now it’s not. Now it’s $6.88.”
I didn’t offer any other explanation than that, he paid it, and finally left at 7:07.
I also want to fight that customer
January 1st/2nd would just be a blow out.
What’s a confirmation party?
Gee. I wonder why
Thunderdome with chips and a drink
I’d be so mad if someone slowed up with food and it was angrily made Subway
“Damn. They used their one fight a year on me… maybe I’m a dick”
https://m.yelp.com/biz/subway-kingsford-2?hrid=NijWsoVcBGUf0lwSL6GzwA
I’d settle for being allowed to speak my mind to one customer a year. That may even be more cathartic.
What the fuck is up with people?!?
As a customer, yes.
I worked as a bouncer/bartender at a shithole dive bar in a crime-infested part of town for over 20 years. We fought customers all the time.
Lets agree to 1 a month, we need to that right
As a person who worked at Subway , yes this customer should get their ass beat!
But what would they do from Jan 1st onwards?
Reminds me of that one Bobs Burgers episode. 77 sandwiches in an hour lol
Buddy we’re two weeks into 2025 and I would already be at my legal allowance till 2045
Only one? Who would I choose?!
This would just end up being a melee war between Americans and Indians lol
Subway was my first job, you have to call 24 hours in advance for catering orders. If this is real, they were lucky they were served at all.
I’ve seen employees take nearly 10 minutes to make one sandwich. This is amazing.
And what an ass for not calling ahead
Customer service should be allowed to hang up on people who are being assholes over the phone.
Why was she annoyed tho
Yeah, this whole “physical and verbal abuse of our staff will not be tolerated” thing isn’t motivating anyone to do a good job, engenders laziness and nippy attitudes. 😘