Fair warning!

Been noticing this weird thing lately where if I eat high protein foods in the middle of the day instead of pretzels and candy, I don’t need a 90 minute nap every single afternoon like usual. Sadly we’ll never know if there’s a connection

I’ve seen those warnings so many times, I’m surprised they haven’t hired a professional killer to enforce them. Maybe that’s the next step – a cigarette box with a hitman’s number.